Translations

[neenski]

Wow, isakja outdid herself with copying down the German dialogue super fast! So I did my best, too, and now you're lucky to have the translations here already!

Link to the clip: www.dailymotion.com/user/wuschel98/video/xadgbv_gzsz-lenny-carsten-03092009_shortfilms

Part 17 translated

Lenny: Shit...
Lucy knocks on the door and enters.
Lucy: Am I interrupting?
Lenny: Eh... uhm... no! Not at all!
Lucy: What have you done?
Carsten: I only showed a fighting technique to Lenny.
Lucy: Oh! And who won?
Lucy plops down on the bed.
Lucy: Hey Lenny, look here. I've really got problems with my keyboard. Whenever I click on a Z, somehow it turns into a Y and there's somehow no ß anymore at all. And I think I've pushed the wrong key combination. Philipp doesn't have a clue either.
Lucy looks at the two who still stare at each other gobsmacked.
Lucy: Shall I come back later?
Lenny: Eh... no! I'll have a look at it now.
Lenny grabs Lucy's laptop.
Lenny: Probably a wrong language setting.
Lucy: That exists?
Carsten: I think I should be going... see you later.
Lucy: Lenny... I really didn't want to interrupt you.
Lenny: There it is - Control Panel.

Emily: Hey!
Lenny: Hey... do you have a free lesson?
Emily: Eh... no. I let them exempt me. I'm feeling sick!
Lenny: Sick?
Emily: A different word for band practice. Anyway, did you talk to Tayfun?
Lenny: No, why?
Emily: Lenny! I told him that you're taking over my Spätkauf shift today.
Lenny: Sorry... I'll talk to him again.
Lenny kisses Emily, and it's flashback time again.
Emily: What's the matter with you now?
Lenny: Nothing.
Emily: Does that embarrass you in public? Yesterday that sure looked different.
Lenny: Just let me...
Emily: OK! Not happening then!
Lenny: Hey! Just wait, please. Today is just a weird day.
Emily: You're weird!
Lenny: Come here...

Lenny: Actually I've got no time at all at the moment.
Tayfun: Get to the point! Do you want to take over shifts from Emily or not?
Lenny: Well, I did promise her.
Tayfun: Lenny, if you don't feel like it then it's useless.
Gay nerd: Hi, can I put these magazines out here?
Tayfun: Uh, sure. Here.
The gay nerd puts the (gay) magazines on the counter and snatches a condom out of a box.
Tayfun: Uh, that'll be an Euro.
Gay nerd: You never know.
Tayfun: Good on you.
Tayfun grins and leafs through one of the magazines.
Tayfun: Here, look at this. They're for free.
Lenny: Do you think I'm gay or what?
Tayfun: Jeez, you're really prickly!
Lenny: Yeah, if you know that, why do that?
Tayfun: That was a joke, okay?
Lenny: Hey, if I'm supposed to work here then don't talk shit to me, okay?
Tayfun: To make things clear: You're not doing this for me, but for your girlfriend. And these are staying put, my gay customers will be treated with respect. Got it?
Lenny: Sure, as long as they don't come too close.

Lenny looks at the broken mirror.
Lenny: Bloody hell!

Tuner: I think I'm gonna break the 130 kilograms in benching today. It's in my piss, dude.
Scholz II: Look in the mirror, you're getting close to your limits there.
Tuner: Yeah, I know. But more's possible. If not, then you just help out a little, no?
Scholz I: Yeah. A guy we know does this testosterone treatment regularly. Became a real brute. He got real aggressive and totally volatile.
Tuner: Sounds good to me. Do you have something of this, or what, eh?
Scholz I: Of course!
Tuner: Hey, what do you say about this, Reimann?
Carsten: Man, leave me be and do your shit.
Scholz II: Where's Pitbull, anyway? His is just around the corner here. Let's go get him and we'll work out together.
Carsten: He's got a job, man.
Scholz I: Yeah, so what? Then he just takes a little break when we're there.
Carsten: Lenny can't today, got it?
Tuner: I think Reimann got his testosterone shot today. I'm just saying, super aggressive and totally volatile.
Scholz: Hey, pretty sure some broad ditched him.
Cut to Lenny with the cell phone in his hand, then back to the guys.
Tuner: So, guys, enough lazying around. Off to training.
Carsten's cell beeps.
Carsten: I... won't come with you.
Scholz II: Why?
Scholz I: Eh, leave him be. Surely the broad just got in touch with him.
Tuner: He's needing it pretty badly, no?
Scholz II: Have fun.
Tuner: Bye.
Scholz I: See you later.
Text message: Have to talk to you. In 1h at the Mauerwerk. Lenny

Lenny: Hey...
Carsten: Hey. I was glad about the text message, to be honest, I think we have to...
Lenny: We don't have to anything. I've got to put this straight and you're listening for once! You never grab me again and if I even think that you're looking at me in a weird way, then there'll be trouble, got it? I don't want to be f*gged on by you.
Carsten: Shit, man, I really don't want to...
Lenny: Zip your mouth with the boys, with everyone. If you tell anyone what you tried...
Carsten: Lenny, stop it now!
Lenny: I'm serious. I'm gonna end you! I'll tell the guys what a f*g you are!

[karina]

Thank you for the clips and translations! They are extremely appreciated!

[neenski]

You're welcome, karina! It's been a pleasure to do the translations so far. :-)

With many thanks to the gorgeous isakja for her transcription skills I now hereby present you Part 18, you can find the corresponding clip here: www.dailymotion.com/user/wuschel98/video/xaduoo_gzsz-lenny-carsten-04092009_shortfilms

Also many thanks to the lovely kradamantium2525 who did me a big favor by checking over my translation - your suggestions were very much appreciated! :-)

Translation of Part 18

Lenny: Did you get that?
Carsten stares at Lenny in shock.
Carsten: Lenny...
Lenny: Don't touch me! I don't want to talk about it anymore.
Carsten: Lenny, I'm just as messed up as you. You have to believe me!
Lenny: Do you know what I believe? I believe that you pulled all that buddy shit just because you wanted to get into my pants.
Carsten: You're crazy...
Lenny: That's your trick, isn't it? Doing this boxing crap so you can ogle other guys' asses.
Carsten: Stop that shit now!
Lenny: Oh, why? Am I the first guy that you came on to?
Carsten looks guilty.
Lenny: I knew it!
Carsten: Lenny, I'm not gay.
Lenny: Don't bullshit me!
Carsten: Damn it, listen to me! I'm not gay! What happened between us fucked me up just as much as you. Or do you believe I think it's all peachy?

Carsten: What went down between us just developed into a... I don't know... into a weird direction. You're my best friend, almost like a brother! Maybe that's why? Dude, fuck, I don't know either... But there's something between us.
Lenny: Between us there's nothing, got it? Nothing at all!
Carsten: When you were at the Bund I just thought that you were a cool guy.
Lenny: You already wanted to come on to me at the Bund?
Carsten: Rubbish, I don't want to come on to you now either. Again: I'm no homo! Lenny, I don't understand it either. But to fight against it constantly... that's also...
Lenny: Fuck friendship and buddies, you wanted...
Carsten: Now that's enough, damn it! Don't act like I'm the only one at fault for this mess.
Lenny: What?
Carsten: Who started the kissing this morning, eh?
Lenny: If you start up again about the kiss, I'll end you!
Carsten: Lenny, I...
Lenny: All this crap only happened because you provoked it.
Carsten: That's bullshit!
Lenny: If you ever say again that I'm also...
Carsten: That you're also what?
Lenny: You know what? I won't talk to you anymore. Don't feel like getting manipulated by you again.
Carsten: I'm not manipulating you! I...
Lenny: Say, don't you get it? If you ever talk shit to me again, you're finished.

Armin: Hey, another beer?
Carsten nods and accepts the call from Tuner.
Carsten: What do you want, Tuner?
Tuner: Coming to the training tomorrow?
Carsten: Yeah, yeah.
Tuner: Not?
Carsten: I said yes.
Tuner: Cool, can you also tell Pitbull, or what? Dude, I almost can't hear you.
Carsten: I didn't say anything.
Tuner: So, I asked if you can...
Carsten: I know what you asked. Lenny's got the civil job tomorrow, you know that.
Tuner: Right! Sorry, I forgot that. Maybe he can join us in the afternoon?
Carsten: Yeah, whatever, I don't have any more time. Ciao.
Carsten opens the bottle.
Carsten: What a fucking mess!

Emily: Hey!
Lenny: Am I interrupting?
Emily: Eh... nah! I'm just going over some choreography. What do you have there, then?
Lenny shows her the flowers.
Emily: Are they for me?
Emily takes the flowers.
Emily: Did you cheat on me?
Lenny: What? No! Why do you ask that?
Emily: Well, 80% of men who give their wives flowers have a bad conscience. I just read that.
Lenny: You're right.
Emily: You cheated on me?
Lenny: I've got a bad conscience. I'm sorry I've had so little time for you lately.
Emily: Oh, I see.
Lenny: Well, I was really stupid. All that hanging out with the guys when I should have supported you more.
Emily: Well, I'm also probably not the best partner right now. I mean, the band and all that, that's just really stressful sometimes and then I'm pretty crazy sometimes for sure.
Lenny: No, I'm crazy.
Emily: No, I'm crazy.
Lenny: I promise you that I'll clean up my act. And that I'll be there for you when the girls get on your nerves.
Emily: Did I ever tell you that you are cute?

Emily: Hey Bolle... did John and Caro chuck you out of the room? Be quiet, you.
Emily gets back into the bed.
Lenny: Morning...
Emily: Good morning. I've got to go to school and then to practice.
Lenny: Mmm, I've got to go soon, too.
Emily: What are you doing today?
Lenny: Mmm... first a relaxed civil service shift this morning and then I'll pick you up after practice.
Emily: But I have no idea how long it'll take today.
Lenny: I'll wait then.
Emily: But Serge doesn't like it when someone watches.
Lenny: Then I'll wait outside. Or we can go to the movies tonight.
Emily: Ehm, well, the practice is open-ended, and when Serge really gets into it, then... how about you doing something with your guys and I'll join you later?
[flashback time]
Emily: Or don't you want to spend time with your guys anymore?
Lenny: No, no, but I wanted to spend more time with you.
Emily: Yeah, I want that, too. Next week I'll have more time for sure, then we can go to the lake, too.

Scholz II: Hey Lenny! Hey... that was really rad how you saved Reimann's ass.
Scholz I: Pitbull saved the day again!
Carsten: Yeah, what would we be without our Pitbull.
Tuner: Join us doing some condition training?
Lenny: Yeah, cool, but I don't have any time.
Scholz II: How so... tonight, what about it? Some easy rounds in the ring?
Scholz I: Dude, you're like off the radar.
Lenny: Yeah, okay! Tonight I'll be there.
Scholz II: Awesome! See you later alligator!
Scholz I: Later, dude.
Lenny: What?
Carsten starts to say something.
Lenny: I already told you to keep your distance, man.

[Nitty]

Thank you, girls!

[neenski]

After a loooong break... *shakes fists at the show* we're back!

Here's Part 19 (aired Sept 16th, 2009): www.dailymotion.com/user/wuschel98/video/xaigdq_gzsz-lenny-carsten-16092009_shortfilms (this is the one without subtitles, mind)

And now for the translation of the dialogue, with many thanks to isakja for the transcription and for kradamantium2525 for her help with some phrases! *bows to both ladies*

Part 19 translated

Lenny: Want to eat something? Philip and I made pasta with tomato sauce. Not from a can, even.
Emily: Not hungry.
Lenny: Hey... listen. This manager is an utter idiot. Fuck him. He'll kick his own ass when you're a rocking soul diva and then you'll be the one laughing.
Emily continues to look down.
Lenny: Want to go to the lake? The weather's great outside. Just tell me what I should do, I'll do it. Should I punch him?
Emily: Just do something with Reimann and the guys.
Lenny: But... I can't leave you alone now.
Emily: It's okay. Philipp's there, too. And I'd really like to be alone now.
Lenny: But you'll call me if there's something, yes? Take care, see you tonight.

Lenny: And then these assholes just fired Emily. She's totally down.
Scholz II: That's really shitty, man.
Scholz I: Honestly, if they should fire someone, it should be that Amos.
Tuner: He just doesn't get it. Emily's awesome, but any fool could see that anyway.
Scholz I: Dude, he was just mad that he couldn't score with her.
Scholz II: Yeah, dude, compared to our Pitbull that disc jerk doesn't have anything to offer, does he?
Reimann turns up.
Tuner: Hey dude! Everything smooth, no?
Scholz II: Hey brother!
Scholz I: Dude, you've been off the radar too long. Got a new chick?
Scholz II: Get her over here already. Or is she bite your own arm off to escape kind of ugly?
Scholz I: He's just afraid that I'll snatch her from him. Or she's got a three-day beard or has a hairy back like a mountain gorilla.

[flashback]

Lenny: I'll get another beer.
Lenny (to Carsten): I thought I had been clear, hadn't I?
Carsten: What?
Lenny: That fucking groping! Do it again and I'll tell the guys what a f*g**t you are!
Carsten: Chill out, dude. I just slapped your shoulder, there's nothing gay about that!
Lenny: Could you be any louder? I don't think everybody heard you!
Carsten: You're really annoying me with this thing. I'm not gay, okay?
Lenny: Yeah, sure, it was totally hetero the way you groped me.
Carsten: And who joined in? You sure couldn't stick your tongue down my throat any faster.
Lenny: Bullshit! Which one of us has already done it with guys? Not me, that's for sure.
Carsten: I never said that I already did anything with men.
Lenny: Doesn't fucking matter. Do it again and you'll be outed, got it?

Tuner: Well, I think this shitty manager deserves a roughing up. How about his fancy car, then?
Scholz I: Yeah, some slashed tires would be a nice touch.
Lenny: I'm in.
Scholz II: Really? I like that, Lenny. Ubercool.
Lenny: Yeah, sure, dude. This guy dissed my girlfriend.
Scholz I: Okay! When will we do it?
Carsten: Hey, that's kids' stuff. You want to slash tires? Can you get any more stupid?
Lenny: What's so stupid about wanting to teach this asshole a little lesson, eh?
Carsten: Yeah, why don't we put itching powder in pajamas or a farting cushion on his seat?
Tuner: Yeah, dude!
Carsten: Come on, guys, that's really low. Are we real men or teenagers?
Lenny: You don't have to join in if you're afraid.
Tuner: Yeah, well, it was just an idea. We can do something else. Anyway, I've got to take a shit, what about you?
Scholz I: I'd say... pimp my ride.
Tuner: Yeah, what I said... what?
Scholz I: Pimp my ride.
Tuner: You mean my ride?

Lenny: Where did you leave Tuner?
Scholz II: He's getting some water just now.
Lenny: Let's hurry otherwise we'll cut it close with jogging and boxing.
Carsten: Just take it easy.
Scholz I: And? How is your cutie?
Lenny: How else? Of course she's feeling shitty.
Scholz I: Fuck this stupid jerk, hey.
Scholz II: Dude...
Lenny: I agree. He's so begging for some roughing up.
Carsten: I thought we were over that? Of course it's really shitty how this jerk treated Emily, but we aren't going to slash any tires just because of that. That's just total bullshit!
Lenny: So you think it's bullshit if I defend my girlfriend?
Carsten: I didn't say that at all. I just think that this plan is kids' stuff.
Lenny: Since when are you such a wimp?
Tuner: What's happening here? Mh? Hey, guys?

[neenski]

Thanks to the much appreciated assistance of isakja and kradamantium2525, here's the long-awaited translation of Part 20! *smiles*

The clip from Sept. 17th is here: www.dailymotion.com/user/wuschel98/video/xaivo5_gzsz-lenny-carsten-17092009_shortfilms

Part 20 translated

Carsten: Lenny, the plan is bullshit. If they find out you slashed the tires, then Emily'll be done for in the business for ever.
Lenny: I don't plan to leave my number.
Carsten: Don't need to. You already offered to beat up the guy. He just has to put two and two together.
Lenny: He can put as many twos together as he wants to as long as there's no proof. What's all that blathering about? Don't come with us, then, if you're too weak.
Lenny tells the others to join him but they are still undecided and stay put.
Carsten: I think it's stupid, but if we can make our Pitbull happy... fine by me. Let's get it over with. Where does the guy park his car?
Lenny: Well, in front of the studio. It isn't close, but we wanted to run anyway.
Scholz II: Yeah, baby!
Scholz I: Let's do this!

Lenny: We're here. There's the studio.
Scholz II: Why don't you know what kind of car he drives?
Lenny: Am I a fan or what?
Tuner: And if he's already in the studio?
Lenny: Don't freak out, he'll come.
Scholz I: Well, get on with the stretching then, dude.
Scholz II: Right here now, or what?
Scholz I: Of course, yeah. It's all for camouflage, isn't it, Pitbull?
Scholz II: Stick out your butt then, won't you?
Lenny: There he comes.
Scholz I: Whoa, rad car.
Scholz II: The rims are really wicked.
Scholz I: That's a special edition. 1.7 grand each.
Scholz II: What?
Tuner: Everything okay?
Carsten: Okay!
Scholz I: Look at the schmuck with his fancy clothes.
Scholz II: He looks more like a pimp.
Scholz I: Go on, now dear Amos will get his balls in a real twist.
Tuner hands a knife to Lenny.
Tuner: Take it.
Scholz II: Rad. 1.7 grand each... dude.
Tuner: How much are the wheels on that kind of ride, then?
Scholz I: Lots of moolah.
Lenny sees the cops and runs back to the boys.
Tuner: What's up?
Carsten: Chickened out?
Lenny: Cops...
Tuner: Where?
Lenny: There!
Carsten: And now?
Lenny: Well, we just wait until they fuck off. Can't take forever.

Tuner: They're paid for waiting and we're sitting here forever, dude.
Scholz II: Man, how long are we supposed to wait here?
Carsten: Ask Pitbull, it was his plan.
Lenny: Is it my fault now that they munch in slo-mo?
Scholz I: Man, I want to train.
Lenny: They're almost finished with their fucking pizza, dude.
Scholz II: They probably have donuts or whatever in the car.
Tuner: They're survurveillancing, dude. They'll stay here the whole day.
Scholz I: They're watching the working girls.
Scholz II: Where are you seeing girls, hey?
Tuner: What? Girls? Where?
Scholz II: Hey, I'm fed up with this, I'll be off then.
Lenny: Hey, guys...
Scholz I: Well, it's true. Tomorrow's still another day.
Carsten: Tea party is over. Gimme the knife.
Lenny: What are you planning now?
Carsten: The knife.
Scholz II: Rad.
Scholz I: What is he doing?
Tuner: He won't bring it. Won't do it.
Lenny: He'll do it.
Tuner: He won't.
Scholz I: He will...
Carsten stabs the knife into the tire.
Scholz I: Did he grow balls?
Tuner: *sings* When it whistles at night, it's your tire...
Everyone: ... your tire, your tire.

Scholz II: Ey, the fucker has nerves of steel.
Tuner: Yeah, man. That was wicked! Just awesome how the cop just chowed down on his muffin and the limo went down and down.
Scholz I: To Protect and Serve. The suit'll be happy.
Scholz II: They'll have to pray that they're gone when he's back. Hey, just imagine it. You'd flip out, totally. 1.7 grand for these ugly rims! You can buy a ride with that, easy.
Carsten hands each of them a drink.
Scholz I: Hey, thanks.
Tuner: We just talked about how Amos must've reacted.
Carsten: Ouch. I'm not on their side, really, but you've got to feel sorry for the two hogs.
Scholz II: Hey Carsten, in case someone means trouble, you're now the first to stick it to him.
Tuner: From now on we're gonna let the pro do the sticking. Hey, you're not saying anything - Reimann knows where to stick it, don't you think?
Scholz II: Yeah, what's up, Lenny? Reimann did restore the honor of your chick after all.
Carsten: Don't sweat it. Let's do another round of work-out?
Scholz II: Yeah, man.
Lenny (to Carsten): Hey, thanks. It was really cool.

Tuner: Hey, champ? Another round two on two, or what?
Carsten: Rain check. That was enough for today, tomorrow I'll be good to go.
[flashback]
Carsten: Oh, shit! The cops!
Carsten: These suckers, man. Letting themselves get rescued by the cops.
EVeryone: To Lenny and Carsten!
Tuner: Why didn't you call?
Lenny: It was only four of them. But we wouldn't have begrudged you the fun, though.
[end of flashback]
Tuner: How about you, Pitbull? Leonard!
Lenny waves a negative.
Tuner: Lazy bum. So, let's have it, one on one.
Carsten: Can we talk? Please! I don't want our friendship to end because of this mess. Dunno what went down there between us, but... I'd suggest we forget about all of it. Please. It isn't worth it. I mean, do you want things to stay like this? Are we enemies now or what? Man, Lenny, we won so many cool fights together, even when we lost, it was still cool, always. We could always rely on each other 100 per cent. You don't find something like that every day, do you? I want it to be like that between us again. No groping anymore, okay? Just buddies, like before.
Lenny: Just buddies, like before.
Lenny gets up and joins the other guys.

Scholz II: Whoa, is your shower hot?
Scholz I: Sure, my shower is hot.
Tuner: Mine wasn't really hot either.
Scholz I: You're too stupid to turn it full up anyway.
Tuner: Who's too stupid?
Scholz II: Ow! Are you mad? Hey, hands off, yeah?
Carsten has another flashback...
In the shower.
Tuner: What does a drake do between two female swans?
Scholz I: Oh no!
Scholz II: What the hell is a drake?
Scholz I: Man, don't you ever have enough?
Carsten: Where did you leave the Pitbull?
Tuner: He's still sparring. We'll wait upstairs.
Scholz I: Off with you, dude! Off to the party!
Scholz II: See you.
Tuner: Got it now, you fuckers?
Scholz II: What's a drake, anyway?
Scholz I: Aw, shut your pie hole, Junior!
Scholz II: I'm not saying anything anymore, man.
Scholz I: Thanks, that's good enough for me.

Cue the shower scene... *whistles*

[neenski]

I'll post the translations for Part 21-23 now to tide you over until isakja has subtitled the latest clips. That said, let's give lots of cheers to isakja and kradamantium2525 - without their invaluable help there wouldn't be any translations! *smiles*

Clip for Sept. 18th: www.dailymotion.com/user/wuschel98/video/xajco7_gzsz-lenny-carsten-18092009-korrigi_shortfilms (no subtitles)

Part 21 translated

Tuner: And? What are we going to do tomorrow?
Scholz II: Dunno.
Scholz I: Reimann, what's the plan, dude? Hello! Wake up! You got anything planned for tomorrow?
Carsten: Dunno. Maybe jogging, interval training or something like that.
Scholz II: How about you, Pitbull? A round through the old forest, baboom.
Lenny: I'll have to ask Emily first.
Scholz I: Haha, without your girlfriend's say-so you can't do anything, what?
Lenny: Hey, you bum! You're just jealous because you haven't got one.
Scholz II: Chill out, please. Come on.
Lenny: I really have to take care of her because of all the girlgroup shit, but you lot apparently don't get that.
Scholz I: Hey, sorry, dude. It was just a joke.
Lenny: Yeah, but a shitty one.
Tuner: Don't blow your top like that, dude.
Scholz I: What's up with him, again?
Scholz II: Dunno. When we slashed the tires back then, everything was still cool, wasn't it?
Carsten: He's probably just worried about Emily.
Scholz I: Why is he getting into me like that?
Scholz II: Come on, forget it. We'll go grab a döner, okay?
Scholz I: Another one?
Scholz II: Man, one for lunch and this one's for dinner, okay? Junk food makes you look good, come on.
Scholz I: Yeah, and pie makes you high.

Emily: Well? Did you have fun with the boys?
Lenny: Yeah... like always.
[in the background]
Scholz I: Man, what's up with him, again?
Carsten: He's probably just worried about Emily.
Lenny: This fucking groping. Do it again and I tell the guys what a f*g**t you are.
[end of background babbling]
Emily: I really don't know why I'm stressing myself with all this. I should just dump the whole thing.
Lenny: Hey, you'll manage. I know it.
Emily: And if I don't, it isn't a bad thing. I still have you, after all.
[flashback]
Carsten: No groping anymore, okay? Just buddies, like before.
Lenny: Just buddies, like before.
[end of flashback]

Emily: Was the boxing training that exhausting?
Lenny: Just isn't the right time. You can talk it to death, too.
Emily: It isn't too bad. I'm also not in the mood either.

Carsten: Eh... hello.
Lenny: Jogging? I'll just fetch my things.
Carsten: No, Lenny. Wait a moment. I'm not here because of that. I know we've said that we're just buddies and our friendship is fucking important to me. But hey, come on... yesterday in the shower? Both of us noticed that.
Lenny: I'm not gay.
Carsten: I... I'm not either. But what was that, then? I mean, just because of that you're not a homo by a stretch. And it isn't forbidden either what's happening there. But there's something... isn't there?



Part 22 translated

Clip from Sept. 21st: www.dailymotion.com/user/wuschel98/video/xakd1t_gzsz-lenny-carsten-21092009_shortfilms (no subtitles)

Carsten: I don't get it either, but... both of us want it. Yesterday in the shower, I did see that...
Lenny: What did you see? That I had a boner? So what, dude! That happens! I'm not horny for you.
Carsten: That's no coincidence.
Lenny: What do you want, really? That I'll let you fuck me? Pick another victim, man. My ass belongs to me.
Carsten: Okay... just forget it.

Lucy: Hey! Everything okay?
Carsten: Hi.
Lucy: Are you okay?
Carsten: Yeah, yeah, everything's great.
Lucy: Want to see Lenny? You can come up with me.
Carsten: No, I've got to go.
Carsten flees to his car.

Carsten's voice in the background: There's no reason for us to deny what's happening between us. No one else has to know.
Lenny turns the sound up. Lucy enters.
Lucy: What the fuck?
Lucy turns the sound down.
Lenny: HEY!
Lucy: Is everything okay?
Lenny: Everything's great. Just fuck off.
Lucy: What's up with the two of you? Reimann was also acting really weird just now.
Lenny: Why - why Reimann?
Lucy: Did you have a fight?
Lenny: Can't - can't you just take care of your own business?
Lucy: Okay! It's your turn to do the shopping today. There's a list and money on the kitchen table from Dad.
Lucy exits and Lenny goes to fetch his laptop.
Gay porn: Hoo, deeper. You're so hot. *moaning* Just like that, yes.
Lenny: Sick shit!
Lenny takes a deep breath and gets his cell.
Lenny: Hey Emily! It's me. How are things? - Well, then it's best I drop by to comfort you, no?

Lenny: This is a good spot.
Emily: Yeah, if we put the blanket here it covers the dog shit.
Lenny: Come on, it's not that bad. At least the weather's still good. Like that?
Emily: Okay!
They spread the blanket and Lenny happens to glance over to some shirtless guys.
Lenny gets rid of his T-shirt and shorts.
Lenny: It's your turn now.
Emily: There's nothing you haven't already seen.
Lenny: But I just can't get enough of some things.

Volleyball player: Sorry, that wasn't intentional. Hey, don't you wanna join us? We're missing a fourth player.
Emily: Do I look like a guy?
Volleyball player: *laughs* No.
Lenny: Got a problem?
Emily: Hey darling, there you are.
Volleyball player: Okay, I'll take the rain check.
Lenny: In your dreams, you jerk.
Emily: Hey, I know where I belong.
Lenny: That's good. Otherwise he'd get some punches. Hey, what do you think about us moving in together?
Emily: Really, now?
Lenny: Yeah, I'm fed up with the stress at home and I don't know what it's like at yours, but... I'm absolutely sure.
Emily hugs Lenny.
Lenny: But only if you'll let me live.

Emily and Lenny are walking through the park.
Lenny: Yeah, sure, sweetie. A walk-in closet. And we'll throw in a sauna and a whirlpool, too.
Emily: Oh yes! And a water bed!
Lenny: But Tuner told me that sex on a water bed isn't that easy.
Emily: Forget about Tuner.
Lenny: Well, then we'll have to practice. At least five times a day.
Emily: But I'll have my water bed.
Lenny: I won't let you blackmail me.
Emily: I'll... get my water bed!
Lenny: Do you know how expensive these water beds are?
Emily: I'll get my water bed!
Lenny: You're totally cuckoo.
Emily: *humming* I'll get my water bed.
Lenny: You're all kinds of spoiled.
Carsten collides with Emily.
Emily: Sorry. Hey!
Carsten: Hi.
Lenny: Hi Reimann, everything cool?
Emily: Guess what?! We're moving in together.
Carsten: Eh... congratulations.
Lenny: Thanks.
Emily: You don't happen to have a real-estate newspaper with you?
Carsten: Eh, nah, I'm just jogging.
Emily: Wait here.
Emily runs to the next rubbish bin where she saw a discarded newspaper.
Carsten: Pretty sudden, no?
Lenny: Why? We've been dating for a while now and it's always cool with Emily. So, you wouldn't happen to know of an available two-room apartment nearby, would you?
Emily: ... but with a walk-in closet.
Carsten: If I hear anything, I'll call you. Ciao...
Emily: Here's something. Two rooms, kitchen and bathroom. And even in the Kiez.
Lenny: Show me.
Emily: There.



Part 23 translated

Clip from Sept. 22nd: www.dailymotion.com/user/wuschel98/video/xakrn0_gzsz-lenny-carsten-22092009_shortfilms (no subtitles)

Emily: When we live together I want you to be my towel holder every morning.
Lenny: There are these little things you can attach to the wall. Called hooks.
Emily: Maybe I should move in with a hook then.
Lenny: Okay, you got me.
Emily: And I'll get my walk-in closet.
Lenny: You'll get it.
Emily: And a balcony to the south.
Lenny: Everything you want.
Emily: I want you.
Lenny: You already got me.

Lucy: Okay, so, tonight. Wanna pick me up? I'm really looking forward to you now. - Yeah? Okay, ciao.
Lucy sees Carsten and walks up to him.
Lucy: At the risk of you thinking I'm a stalker, I have to ask again, is everything really okay with you?
Carsten: It's okay.
Lucy doesn't let up and joins him on the swing.
Carsten: I'm fine, really.
Lucy: Doesn't look like that at all.
Lucy holds up a chewgum.
Lucy: Citron?
Carsten nods and Lucy tears the chewgum in two.
Lucy: Sitting around seems to be your new hobby, hm?
Carsten smiles.
Lucy: Did you have a fight again with Lenny?
Carsten nods.
Lucy: My brother can be a real asshole. I know what I'm talking about. But he'll come back to his senses quickly and then it's all done and forgotten. It'll be the same with you, I'm sure.
Carsten: Hard to believe.
Lucy: Wanna grab some coffee? I've got time.

Lucy: Lenny was never into sports at all. Whenever my father suggested it Lenny would run to his room to draw. And then, all of a sudden, he was spending every free moment he had boxing with Leon. I really thought I had stumbled into the wrong movie. My brother and boxing? That's like being an albino amongst smurfs. And then with you and these thug - eh...
Carsten shrugs his shoulders with a smile.
Lucy: It doesn't matter, anyway, because it's really good for Lenny. Not just the boxing but that he's got friends now. He always was such a loner and I think you're his first real friend.
Carsten: Well, that's over now.
Lucy: Bull. You can't have had such a bad fight.
Carsten: Yeah, well, we did.
Lucy: Look, why don't you just tell me what happened or we'll never get anywhere. Sooo... what do guys fight about? Soccer? Not my brother.
Carsten: Leave it be, Lucy. You don't know me at all.
Lucy: I do, for example that you've got a really mean right hook. So, women? Don't say you have a thing for Emily.
Carsten: That'd be nice.
Lucy: What's that supposed to mean?
Carsten: Damn... I have a thing for Lenny.

Lucy: Does Lenny know that, did you tell him?
Carsten nods.
Lucy: But he's not gay and that's why...
Carsten: I'm not gay either or do I look like a f*g?
Lucy: Nah, but... I don't get it. You're bi!
Carsten: No, I'm not! I don't want guys, not like that. I just... ah, dunno. You wouldn't get it anyway.
Lucy: To be really honest... ehm, you say you're not bi, you say you're not gay, but you fancy Lenny. What would you call this, then?
Carsten: I never should have said anything. Just forget it, okay?

Lucy: Hey, I'll be back soon, okay?
Philipp nods and goes to sit down on a couch. Lucy sits down next to Carsten.
Lucy: Hey... don't worry, I won't drag it up again. I'm really sorry because of before. I didn't want be nosy, and it's really not my business after all.
Carsten: That's okay.
Lucy: But I interfered in something that's only about you and Lenny.
Carsten: Well, I spill my stupid feelings all over you and then I flee from the ring. In boxing I would've been disqualified for that. Sorry.
Lucy: Well, we can go on take turns saying sorry, but Philipp's waiting. But if you fancy some company...
Carsten: Thanks, but I don't want to intrude.
Lucy: Ok.
Carsten: Hey Lucy, I can rely on you that you won't... eh...
Lucy: Sure, I won't tell anyone. Promise.
Lucy sits down with Philipp.
Philipp: Uh huh. I'll join the gym tomorrow, eh? Seeing as you fancy boxers now.
Lucy: You're stupid.
Philipp: But I love you.

Scholzi: Look who's there.
Tuner: Ey Reimann! How's it hanging?
Scholzi: Why are you chilling all alone? Looking to score chicks or what?
Junior: Man, I'm so parched. Can I have a swallow, please?
Carsten: So, guys?
Scholzi: Where did you leave Lenny?
Tuner: Is he snuggling up with his chick again or what? It's turning into a real drag, dude.
Junior: Pitbull's acting like he's her dog. Like he's a Lassie or something.
Scholzi: Lassie was a boy dog, you moron.
Carsten: Next round's on me, guys.
Junior: Top.
Carsten: Armin?
Scholzi: We'll take these.
Tuner: Works for me.
Scholzi: He pays, we drink.

Carsten: Can I have a protein bar?
Tayfun: Muscle food. Sure. I'll look in the stock. A moment.
Carsten looks around and he sees a gay magazine titled 'Am I gay', and next to it 'for free'.
Tayfun's back with the bars.
Tayfun: There. Anything else?
Carsten: That's everything.
Tayfun: Two thirty.
Carsten gives Tayfun a 50 euro note.
Carsten: I don't have anything smaller, sorry.
Tayfun: Hm. I should have the change in my wallet. I'll be back.
Carsten snatches the magazine.

[neenski]

More translations! Here's Part 24, just for completeness, and yesterday's Part 25 (Sept. 24th)!

With many thanks to isakja for her transcripting skills and kradamantium2525 for her language checking skills! *smiles and blows kisses*

Part 24 translated

The corresponding clip: www.dailymotion.com/user/wuschel98/video/xal5y8_gzsz-lenny-carsten-23092009_shortfilms

Tuner: Hands up, you fucker! Running without us now, or what? We've been looking for you forever.
Carsten: Sorry. Wanted to have a quick run and didn't want to show you up.
Scholzi: Whoa, someone's got a big mouth.
Junior: Don't be such a jerk.
Carsten: Chill out, guys. I'm here and everything's okay.
Junior: Lenny's got a wicked new game. Let's hang out at his and play for a while, okay?
Carsten: I wanted to go boxing.
Tuner: Enough with the solo number. Either you come with us or there'll be some tough love, dude.
Scholzi: Really, dude. And you? You're not saying anything.
Lenny: Maybe he's just chickening out.
Scholzi: Honestly, what's your problem now? Come on, now, we'll let you win, too.
Carsten: Yeah, okay. Just have to shower quickly.
Scholzi: And don't forget about the 'quickly' bit, dude.

Scholzi: Man, go on! Show him up. Oh, that can't be true! Did you get paralyzed or what?
Lenny: I'll give you paralyzed.
Junior: Krüger isn't doing anything either, dude.
Lenny: There you go, dickhead! Any more questions back there?
Junior: Yeah, why aren't you flooring him?
Lenny: Do you rememer how you got suckered by Check?
Junior: Nah, total blackout.
Lenny: There you go!
Tuner: Owwwww!
Lenny: I'm really sorry, but what else could I have done?
Tuner (to Carsten): Now you're up against this asshole.
Lenny: Who wants to have a go, who hasn't had enough yet?
Junior: Go on!
Tuner: Now your balls will be squeezed black and blue, got it, Lennard?
Carsten sits down next to Lenny, the game starts.
Tuner: Beginner's luck, dude.
Scholzi: Man, sock him one! He's open.
Junior: Oh, ouch, dude! Reimann, what's up with you? You don't have the slightest chance against Pitbull.
Carsten: Looks like it.
Lenny: BAM! There you go.
Scholzi: You're so totally a lame ass, ey.
Tuner: Man, my hair!
Carsten gets up and goes to the door.
Tuner: Where you going?
Carsten: Grabbing some water.
Tuner: Well then. Brothers' fight!
Lenny and Tuner: Brothers' fight, brothers' fight!

Lucy: Hello.
Carsten: Hi. Short break, we're playing.
Lucy: Ah. Want to join me at lunch?
Carsten: Yeah, sure. Why not. What are you having?
Lucy: Tomato soup. Thanks.
Carsten: Great.
Lucy: Yeah, it tastes really great. We've been eating it for three days already. Ehm, I hope you like créme fraiche?
Carsten: Can't go without.
Lenny comes down.
Lenny: I thought you were already gone.
Carsten: Your sister invited me to lunch.
Lenny: Oh. Well, then...

Lucy: Do you like it? Don't mind Lenny. Before I and Philipp were together we were only friends and when he was in love with me I wasn't that nice to him, either, in the beginning...
Carsten: In love? I don't know, that's something for girls.
Lucy: Bull. No matter if it's a guy or a girl, it always feels the same. You can't think about anything else, you can't look anywhere else... if the other one doesn't want you, it hurts like hell.
Carsten: *sighs* Shit...
Junior: Boom, dude! The guy just watches his car burn and says -
Scholzi: I love you.
Junior: You watched the movie?
Scholzi: Eh - no?
Tuner: Hey, Reimann? Still getting the water or what?
Lenny: No date with Philipp?
Lucy: No, he's at work.
Lenny: We're gonna watch the Euro-Fights. Join us?
Carsten nods.

Carsten's in the loo as Lenny comes in.
Lenny: Are you crazy? Fucking close the door, man!
Lucy: Before you yell at people you should fix the lock. It's also your turn to clean the kitchen, you pillock.
Lenny: Pfff...

Lucy (on the phone): No, mom, we're not eating only deep-frozen junk.
Tuner: To me that's not a fight when two f*g**ts are wrestling each other on the floor, dude.
Junior: Yeah, but Jugo's a clincher, he doesn't know anything else.
Lucy: Nah, that's just the guys. They're watching these weird fight-DVDs.
Tuner: Tell me, would you fight such an animal?
Carsten: You don't get to pick your opponents.
Junior: Yeah, of course, the master.
Lucy: Yes, when you're back I'll cook a spinach casserole for us.
Lenny: I'm off to the Mauerwerk for a beer. Guys? How about it? Come on! Chop chop, Scholz brothers, Mister Scholz?
Tuner: Man, just relax, dude.
Lucy: Okay, see you. Ciao.
The guys walk to the door.
Lucy: Lenny, you got a moment?
Lenny: What's up? Guys, I'll catch up with you.
Scholzi: You'd better.
Lucy: What are you doing?
Lenny: What am I doing?
Lucy: Why are you treating Carsten like crap?
Lenny: What?
Lucy: Just now, in the bathroom, that was pretty crappy.
Lenny: Hey, since when is that your business?
Lucy: That sucks so much. You know exactly what's up with him.
Lenny: Know what, Lucy? Just get out of my way.
Lucy: You're treating him horribly. Is it his fault that he's in love with you?



Part 25 translated

The corresponding clip: www.dailymotion.com/user/wuschel98/video/xaljno_gzsz-lenny-carsten-24092009_shortfilms

In the kitchen.
Lenny: What did you say?
Lucy: It's true! You have a responsibility when someone's in love with you, even if you don't feel the same way.
Lenny: What did he tell you?
Lucy: Nothing at all. Well, okay... We had a chat, but that's not important now. It's more important that you're treating him like shit. Like he's dirt. Don't you get how much you're hurting him by doing this?
Lenny: I don't fucking care about it! What did he tell you, exactly?
Lucy: Well, what's happened between you. About his feelings, kinda.
Lenny: This fucking asshole!
Lucy: Lenny, wait! Dude, are you crazy? Woah!

At the Mauerwerk.
Tuner: Tuner's the killer because he's got the skills, gotcha?

Carsten: A stuntman in Munich developed this really wicked technique...
Lenny approaches the guys.
Lenny: We need to talk. Alone!
Scholzi: What's that about?
Tuner: Reimann came on to Lucy, I bet.
Lenny and Carsten at the bar.
Lenny: You fucking asshole, what did you tell my sister?
Carsten: Fuck that, it's none of your business.
Lenny: And why is she blathering about you having a crush on me? If you drag my sister into your f*ggy mess, then...
Carsten: What then? Shut it, man.
Carsten goes back to the guys.
Lenny: HEY!

Lenny goes to join the guys again.
Tuner: What do you call a dirty Italian? Guinea pig. *laughs* I dig this one.
Carsten gets up.
Tuner: Already ditching us, or what?
Carsten: Don't feel like it anymore.
Tuner: What did you two fight about?
Scholzi: Man, you are bitching at each other like two little girls.
Lenny: Shut your trap, dude.
Carsten: It's Lenny's and my business. Period.
Junior: 'Kay, let's call, yeah?
Lenny goes after Carsten.
Tuner: Hey, what's up?
Armin: Hello?
Lenny: Hey! We're not finished yet.
Carsten: What then?
Lenny: I want to know what you told my sister. Does she know you groped me? That you couldn't keep your grabby hands to yourself and the other shit?
Carsten: You're such an asshole, do you know that? Do you really think I'd tell your sister what's going on between us? That stays between us. I gave you my word. Why are you overreacting like that? We once were friends. We fought for each other.
Lenny: What's that got to do with it?
Carsten: Friends don't treat each other like this, no matter what happens.

At the Cöster's.
Lucy: Could you turn that down some? I'm trying to study.
Lenny: That okay?
Lucy: You're still in that crappy mood. Did I do something to you?
Lenny: Not you.
Lucy: Who else? Carsten? What's all that about, really? Why do you flip out like that just because Carsten fell...
Lenny: I don't want to hear this name anymore, okay?
Lucy: Are you crazy?
Lenny: What's your fucking problem? Don't you have a life of your own?
Lucy: Since when are you such an ass? Do you have something against gays?
Lenny: What?
Lucy: I get it that you don't have the same feelings, but you can still be nice to him even if you've got a girlfriend and are totally straight.
Lenny: Did he say that?
Lucy: He just said that he fell in love with you. So where's the problem?
Lenny: I don't have a fucking problem, okay?

At the Mocca.
Lucy: Sorry, I couldn't be here sooner.
Carsten: Hi. Sorry, it was stupid to call you. I don't know, somehow...
Lucy: Forget it. I wanted to talk to you anyway. I'm really sorry that I talked with Lenny. I thought he knew about your feelings. You had a bad fight, didn't you?
Carsten: He totally flipped out, just because of this mess.
Lucy: Feelings aren't a mess.
The waiter approaches them.
Gregor: What would you like?
Lucy: Later...
Carsten: That never happened before...
Lucy: That you fell in love with a guy?
Carsten: I'm not gay. When I've been with a guy before, it was just on a whim.
Lucy: Wait a moment. You had sex with men before? But you aren't gay?
Carsten: Yes, but also with women. And with men there never were any feelings involved until now. Shit, man. I don't get it.
Lucy: Well, I believe it's the most difficult thing to be who you are. Especially when you're friends with people who don't get it - and never will.
Carsten: You mean I've got to accept it?
Lucy nods.

Carsten knocks on Lenny's door.
Lenny: Yes?
Carsten: May I? Lucy let me in. It won't take long, anyway.
Lenny: What do you want?
Carsten: To say goodbye. I'll be gone.
Lenny: What, you'll be gone?
Carsten: The two of us... it's not working anymore. So I'm leaving. Give the guys my regards.
Lenny: Eh... and what should I tell the guys?
Carsten: That I've got a new job, something like that. Isn't that what you wanted? That I fuck off? So, there you have it. You were my best friend.

[neenski]

*throws air kisses to isakja and kradamantium2525* Thanks to our collaboration, here's the translation of Part 26. Enjoy!

Corresponding clip on Dailymotion (without subtitles): www.dailymotion.com/user/wuschel98/video/xao96o_gzsz-lenny-carsten-01102009_shortfilms

Part 26 translated

Lenny: Okay, the coast is clear.
Emily: I just couldn't stand the looks from my ex-band and the cheery mood of Jasmin and Pia.
A guy looks at the couple as he walks by.
Emily: I think he means you. Ask him if he'd fancy a coffee with you at the Mauerwerk.
Lenny: Or I could just punch him one.
Emily: Are you mad? Everyone fancies your cute butt.
Lenny: But it's already taken, sweetie.
The gang turns up.
Scholzi: Look, it's Pitbull and the star from the Kolleplatz.
Junior: Wassup?
Tuner: Wicked performance at the fashion show.
Emily: Thanks.
Junior: Hey, Lenny, did you by any chance hear something from Reimann?
Lenny: No, why? Should I?
Scholzi: Well, he totally went off the radar.
Tuner: Is that still because of the fight at the Mauerwerk, or what?
Emily: You had a fight?
Lenny: Reimann was pissed off and talked trash to me, that's all.
Tuner: Okay, then let's all go and visit Reimann.
Lenny: Hey, just let the guy be. Everyone's got these phases.
Scholzi: Well, I'm in.
Junior: Yeah, me too. Rad idea. Just come on and go with us.
Lenny: Hey, guys, I'm sorry, but...
Tuner: Well, let's get out of here guys.
Scholzi: Up to you, then.
Junior: Ciao.

Carsten holds the book 'Bushido - the Asian school' in his hands, the gay magazine hidden inside. Wistfully, he gets out his cell. It rings at the door and his father comes in and Carsten quickly puts the book with the content under his bed.
Father: Your room's like a pig sty. The other guys from your loser gang are here.
Tuner: Morning, loser!
Scholzi: What goes?
Junior: Hey, 'sup?
Father: And then you can take care of the important things in life. From the employment bureau. This lazying around has to stop.
The father exits.
Tuner: Yes, sir, major! This lazying around is ending now.
Carsten: What do you want? I told you that I don't have time.
Junior: Oh, come on. Oh, what's that, then?
Junior takes the book about Asian school.
Junior: The Asian school. It's about time for you to turn your knowledge into physical exercise, buddy.
Carsten quickly takes the book from Junior.
Tuner: Come on, up with you. The Pankower want revenge.
Carsten: Okay, guys. Let's go out, it's too stuffy in here.
Junior: Good.
Scholzi: Exactly, it's time for the important things in life.
Junior: Word.

Carsten: I thought we wanted to fight?
Scholzi: Oh, just relax, dude. We'll hang out here for a bit for now.
Tuner: And then we'll plan for the wimps from Pankow, yeah?
Carsten: We could do the planning somewhere else.
Tuner: Why go somewhere else?
Scholzi: I think you've been at home too long.
Tuner: Hey! Lenny and his chick.
Lenny: Hey, that was a great performance and you've got two outfits.
Emily: Yeah, by gretamarlene. But that's okay.
Junior: Hey, Pitbull, 'sup?
Lenny: Hey! Didn't you want to go see Reimann?
Tuner leads Carsten to the table.
Lenny: Hey...
Carsten: Hi...
Emily: Sit down, won't you?
Scholzi: So, guys. Now for real: there's something going on between you.
Lenny: Huh? What do you mean? Is there something between us?
Carsten: Bull. Cheers.

Lenny: Another round for the guys.
Armin: On the way.
Carsten joins Lenny at the bar.
Carsten: Tuner dragged me here. I didn't want that, honestly. The guys have been pestering me at home. I mean, how would it look if I refused to come with them?
Lenny: That shouldn't make a difference anymore. I thought we had an agreement. You leave me alone and the guys too.
Lenny: If you don't fuck off for good, Tuner and the others will hear what you really are. Your last chance, got it?
Carsten: I didn't do anything you didn't want.
Lenny: I'm not a fucking f*g.
Lenny puts a glass of coke in front of Carsten.
Lenny: There you go. Cheers. We'll be drinking back there.

Junior: Man, the way the record label bimbos looked, dude. No one was interested in the glammed-up bling chicks, anyway. They were totally jealous of your cool performance. You really did well there.
Emily: Well, I had to do my best. Usually I don't do street fair gigs, I just did that for a friend, Jasmin. (to Carsten) Hey, why are you sitting there all alone? Come here.
Junior: Yeah, man. Don't be a bummer.
Tuner: I'll get another round, yeah?
Carsten: Not for me, I'll have to go.
Junior: Are you crazy? Just stay here, Reimann.
Carsten: You saw how my old man is. I'm going to look for a studio today.
Scholzi: What? Just how awesome is that? Away from the asshole, finally.
Tuner: You'll be there tomorrow?
Carsten: I'll have to go to the employment bureau.
Tuner laughs.
Scholzi: Employment bureau? Dude, did your old man brainwash you?
Carsten: Yeah well, we'll probably not be seeing much of each other from now on
Tuner: But you're coming with us to fight the Pankower, won't you?
Carsten: We'll see. Have fun, guys. You are a great gang.

Carsten enters his totally trashed room. He quickly searches for the gay mag. His father comes in...
Father: You looking for something? Maybe this?
His father holds the magazine up in front of Carsten.
Carsten: Were you snooping through my stuff?
Father: Is that why they kicked you out at the Bund? A disgrace to the forces. You're a f*g. What did I do to deserve someone like you?
Carsten: At least better than a major who wasted his promotion on booze.
His father smacks Carsten, but he grabs his father.
Carsten: Never do that again! The times when you hit me are finally over.
Father: How dare you! Go! Pack your things and go! Get out!

Alexander: You're going out?
Lenny: Yeah, I'll sleep over at Emily's... if that's okay.
Alexander: No, that's not okay. It's your turn to do the dishes. And it would be nice if you took a turn doing the laundry for me and Lucy for once.
Lenny: Hey, about that...
Alexander (on the phone): Cöster? - Oh, Mrs Flemming-Gerner! The design insert again...
Lucy: Hey! Wait, I washed your track pants.
Lenny: Cool, thanks.
Lucy: I met Carsten just now in the subway.
Lenny: Hm, he probably was on his way home. Not worth a newsflash.
Lucy: Did you have a talk?
Lenny: What should I talk with him about?
Lucy: About your friendship, for example?
Lenny: He fucked it up, not me. If he can't resist touching m...
Lucy: What? Did something actually happen between you? Did you do it?
Lenny: Are you crazy?
Lucy: It wouldn't be the end of the world.
Lenny: I'm not like that. He fell in love with me, he's the problem, not me.
Lucy: And that's why you're making his life miserable?
Lenny: Hey, it was Carsten's decision to spend less time with us and that's a good thing, too, because he can't control himself with me and the guys.
Lucy: Too bad, he was the only nice one amongst you geniuses.

Carsten packs his bag. His father enters and it's non-stop glaring.

Lucy: Hello!
Philipp: Hello!
Lucy: Don't you want to close up shop soon?
Philipp: I'd love to, but...
Philipp points to Carsten.
Lucy: Oh, I'll take over, then.
Lucy goes over to Carsten.
Lucy: Hey. May I?
Carsten nods.
Lucy: Don't you want to go home at all?
Carsten: Home? What home?
Lucy sees Carsten's bags.
Carsten: My father threw me out. And I don't have any friends anymore, but other that that... everything's great.
Lucy: Lenny's crazy for treating you this way. But that doesn't mean that the others wouldn't want to do anything with you anymore, does it?
Carsten: Stop that. It's better if I leave your brother and the guys alone.
Lucy: Got it. Oh, come on. Tomorrow is another day.
Carsten: Yeah? But definitely not a better one... ah, screw it. It won't change a thing about me being gay.
Lucy: Gay or not, you definitely can't sleep here.

At the Cöster's.
Carsten: Maybe this isn't such a good idea.
Lucy: But sleeping in your car is?
Carsten: And if Lenny comes home?
Lucy: He's with his singing clotheshorse tonight. Okay, if that makes you feel better you can sleep in my room and I'll sleep in Lenny's bed.
Carsten: I don't know...
Lucy: Oh, don't worry...
Aaaand - Lenny isn't with his singing clotheshorse after all.
Lucy: Eh... hey.
Carsten: Shit.
Lucy: I thought you were with Emily.
Lenny: What is he doing here?
Carsten: I told you this wasn't a good idea. I'm going.
Lucy: You're staying! (To Lenny) Man, he is your friend!
The apartment door slams shut.
Lucy: Carsten! Great, you're such a dick.
Lenny: Dick? Why, because he's stalking me?
Lucy: Letting him sleep over was my idea. And if you had even the slighted interest in him at all you'd know that he got kicked out.
Lenny: It's not the first time his father's kicked him out.
Lucy: But it's the first time his father knows that he's gay.

[neenski]

And here's Part 27 from October 2nd, which I've just finished putting the last touches to. *smiles*

As always - many thanks to the awesome ladies isakja and kradamantium2525 for their support!

The clip for this episode (without subtitles) can be found here: www.dailymotion.com/user/wuschel98/video/xaomo7_gzsz-lenny-carsten-02102009_shortfilms

Part 27 translated

Lenny knocks on the window and Carsten cranks down the window.
Carsten: What do you want? What do you want from me... tell me that I should keep my fingers away from you? Don't worry, I'll leave you alone, you and the guys.
Lenny: Lucy told me that your old man kicked you out. I'm really sorry to hear that.
Carsten: If there's one thing I don't need, it's your pity.
Lenny: I'll go and get us a coffee, okay? Be back soon.

Carsten: Shit, man. Do you think I chose this? Because of this, I lost my buddies, my best friend... and now I also get kicked out from home. Not that I would want to live any longer with that asshole, but still...
Lenny: How do you know for sure that you're...
Carsten: ... That I'm gay? Man, Lenny.
Lenny: But that doesn't mean anything, you did it with women before, too, and that worked, too.
Carsten: Well, yeah, but it isn't the same.
Lenny: Maybe it's just a phase?
Carsten: Did you read that in the Candy?
Lenny: No, seriously. That happens.
Carsten: Well, anything can happen. Oh shit.
Lenny: What's up?
Carsten: I've got to pee. I'll see if they'll let me use the toilet over at the corner pub.
Lenny: I think they're still closed. *after a long pause* Well, if you want to, you can use my toilet.
Carsten: And I could also brush my teeth.
Lenny: Well, come on then...

Lenny gives Carsten a towel.
Lenny: Here. In case you want to shower.
Carsten: Thanks.
[flashbacks]
Carsten: Everything okay?
Lenny: Yeah... yeah. Everything's okay.

Carsten: Thanks again. Otherwise I wouldn't have anyplace to go.
Lenny: No problem.
Long stares with slow music in the background.
Carsten: I... I'll get going. To look for a flat.
Lenny: Good luck.
Carsten: Thanks. Have a good day, Lenny.

Lenny touches the towel, in thoughts.
Emily: Lenny? Where are you, then? Lucy told me you're in here.
Lenny: Ehm... here.
Emily: Hey! So?
They kiss.
Emily: Someone's got it bad.
[Dream kiss]
Emily: Not bad.

Emily: If I only had saved myself the embarrassment at Jasmin's fashion show. Amos and the band have to think now that I'll perform someday on duty-free cruises and sell heating pads to grannies. Right now, I'd love to travel far away.
Lenny: Well, why not? I mean, travelling... Let's just do it.
Emily: That doesn't work. I've got school and you've got your civil service.
LEnny: But that's really no problem at all.
Emily: Well, but I don't have any money and I gave up the job for the shitty band.
Lenny: But I saved up some from my job at the Mauerwerk.
Emily: That's a nice idea, though, just hop onto the plane.
Lenny: And off we go.
Emily: And when we return we'll look for a flat.
Lenny: Good idea.
Emily: You know what? We'll do it. I'll just get some sick leave.
Lenny: And I'll take some vacation days at my civil service.
Emily: I bet we can still find a cool last minute travel package.
Lenny: And we're back in summer.
Emily: Sun, beach and sea all the way. Just imagine, both of us at the sea and all the stress stays back home.
Lenny: Exactly.

[neenski]

Seeing as the latest clips aren't uploaded yet, I'll post the translations for you all to catch up with. With many thanks to isakja and kradamantium2525 for their invaluable help - enjoy!

Part 28 translated

Carsten: Hi!
Lenny: Hi.
Carsten: How are you?
Lenny: Okay. And how about you? How's it going?
Carsten: It'll be difficult. I've got just enough for a broom closet.
Emily arrives.
Lenny: Ehm... excuse me.
Emily: Hey!
Lenny: Hey!
Carsten: You're going away?
Lenny: Yes, Ibiza. So, sweetie, everything okay?
Emily: I'm not feeling well at all. This cough and the headaches and then there's this stomach ache.
Lenny: The doc swallowed it.
Emily: I'm on sick leave like you wouldn't believe it. Did you ever doubt me?
Lenny: You? Never. And? What did John say?
Emily: Nothing at all. He's not there. Went to the Baltic Sea to get over his heartbreak.
Lenny: So she really went to Canada with Tim?
Emily: I never trusted her, but whatever. Next up, Ibiza! Sun, beach and party. Lenny's treating me, three weeks. Sweet, isn't it?
Carsten: You didn't tell me.
Emily: We didn't know it until today. It was a spur-of-the-moment thing. I mean, booking online and then it's off to the airport. Lenny didn't want to be slowed down at all. I didn't know that you could be that spontaneous.
Carsten: Ibiza's supposed to be nice now. Not that crowded.
Lenny: Emily just had to get out of here. After all this shit with the girlgroup, I totally get it. That really was a raw deal.
Carsten: Just to be clear on this - you're not blowing town just because of me, are you? I mean, that's really not necessary. I did promise you that I'll be out of your way and the guys', too. And I'll keep to it.
Lenny: Why, because of you? I just wanted to go on vacation with my sweetie. Party a bit, chill out and relax on the hotel beds... It really hasn't anything to do with you. I mean, it doesn't matter at all if you're g-gay or not. It's your thing. Doesn't concern me. I'll go and see where Emily is, not that we're missing the plane. Take care. ... Good luck with the apartment search.
Carsten: Have fun on Ibiza.

Lucy: Hello!
Carsten: Hi!
Lucy: And? Did you already find an apartment?
Carsten shakes his head.
Lucy: My offer still stands. You can sleep over at ours'. Lenny has gone to Ibiza.
Carsten: More like he fled.
Lucy: Eh?
Carsten: From me... Because I'm gay.
Lucy: Lenny surely just has to get used to it, but that hasn't anything to do with his vacation. What should he flee from, anyway?
[kiss flashback]
Carsten: He just can't deal with me having a crush on him. Which is fucked up, too.
Lucy: Man, bull. That's totally okay.
Carsten: Yeah, sure...
Lucy: Homo or hetero, it's always a shitty feeling to be unlucky in love. But, honestly? I'd prefer you a thousand times over Emily.
Carsten: Sorry, but I've got to go. Take care.

Tuner: ... and then I tell the broad: Look into my eyes, dude!
A bottle shatters.
Tuner: Armin, clean up, dude.
Carsten turns up.
Tuner: Hey, Reimann. Finally got your ass up, did you?
Junior: I hope that he still gets everything up, get it?
Scholzi: Yeah, yeah. Why don't you ever tell us when you're planning something?
Carsten: I already knew that you'd be hanging out here.
Scholzi: How's it hanging?
Carsten: I'm gay.
Tuner: You fancy guys?
Junior: How pervy is that, dude?
Scholzi: Dude, that's why you were with the Bund. You fancy guys! Man, what are you like?
Junior: Don't ever get the idea to grope us, got it?
It was all just a figment of Carsten's imagination...
Carsten: Everything's good. I was at the employment office. They're hooking me up with some job interviews.
Tuner: Dude, you'll find something anyway, eh?
Scholzi: Any one of you saw the newest fight movie? The wickedest fights.
Tuner: Man, that's just commercialism, dude. Street fights, that's real shit, dude, get it?
Tuner sees a young guy who seems a bit... flame-y.
Tuner: What's a fairy doing here?
Scholzi: When a boar is stuck on a drake, a piglet he's not.
Tuner: This one's so bad. I'm off to the loo.

A policewoman knocks on Carsten's car and he gets served with a parking ticket, too.
Carsten: Hey, I'm already gone.
Carsten dresses himself, gets his toothbrush out and while he's brushing his teeth, he gets flashbacks.
[flashback]
Lenny: You never grab me again and if I even think that you're looking at me in a weird way, then there'll be trouble, got it? I don't want to be f*gged on by you.
Father: disgrace to the forces. You're a f*g!
Lenny: That fucking groping! Do it again and I'll tell the guys what a f*g**t you are!
[end of flashback]
Carsten: Fuck!

[neenski]

Again, with many thanks to isakja and kradamantium2525 - here's the next part! :-)

Part 29 translated

Dominik: Great, bye-bye night out at the movies...
Carsten (on phone): And, going well?
Dominik tries to get his bike going but it's not obeying.
Dominik: Shit. Fucking bike, start up!
Guy: Doesn't want to go along with you, eh?
Dominik: Yeah, you could say that.
The bike starts after all and Dominik drives into Carsten.

Dominik: Everything okay, dude?
Carsten: It's not that bad, just a scratch.
Dominik: Shit... come on, I'll help you up.
Dominik helps Carsten up.
Dominik: I'll get you to the hospital, yes?
Carsten: Oh no, not necessary.
Dominik: Hey man, I just collided with you here. You were there all of a sudden and I couldn't brake.
Carsten: My fault.
Dominik: You sure you're really okay?
Carsten nods.
Dominik: Can I make it up to you in any way? With a beer or a coffee or...
Carsten: Don't worry. You don't owe me anything.
Dominik: Sorry, dude. Man. I'm still in shock.
Carsten: Another time maybe. Take care.

Lucy's cell beeps.
Lucy: Carsten. Listen, I'll go see him downstairs really quickly, okay?
Philipp: Eh, can't you do that later?
Lucy: Man, he's in really deep shit with his father now. So! And I promised him. Won't take long. See you.

Lucy: Hey!
Carsten: Well?
Lucy: Did someone hit you?
Carsten: Oh, it's just a scratch.
Lucy: Was that your father?
Carsten: No way, I wouldn't go back to him for all the money in the world. Just a little accident: me versus motorbike and I lost.
Lucy: A little accident?
Carsten: Worse than that... well, I wanted to ask you...
Lucy: Well, go on.
Carsten: Can you lend me a bit of cash? Not much, it's just that it gets pretty cold in the car at night and I thought... a cheap hostel.
Lucy: Bull! You'll sleep at ours. Come on now. We'll get your things.
Carsten: I'm not sleeping in Lenny's apartment. You can forget about that.
Lucy: Relax, you'll come with me to Philipp's. I live there now, too, and there's lots and lots of space. I mean, his big brother John is currently at the Baltic Sea and Emily is... with Lenny.
Carsten: But I don't want to annoy anyone and...
Lucy: You won't, the apartment is big enough. Also, it's warm and we've still got pizza in the freezer and I wouldn't need to lend you money. Come!

Philipp: So, buddy, what do you think? What should I do, job-wise? What? Oh, hotdog joint vendor. Heh, great idea, that way we won't have to go hungry.
Lucy: Hello!
Philipp: Hey! I guess I should just go into retirement right away. There's nothing that catches my interest in here.
Carsten: Hello.
Philipp: Hey...
Lucy: Ehm, Carsten doesn't have anywhere to live at the moment. Would it be okay if he stayed here for a few nights? He could just take Emily's or John's room.
Philipp: I don't know... ehm.
Carsten: Never mind, I can sleep somewhere else anyway.
Philipp: No, bullshit, we've got enough space.
Lucy: You see? First, I'll show you everything.
Carsten: Could you point me towards the toilet first?
Lucy: Yes, but only if you sit down. Sure...
Philipp: Probably not necessary to ask if he'll contribute to the rent, is it?
Lucy: Thanks!

Lucy: Man, poor Carsten. I mean, the coming out was really hard on him already, but then his father also kicked him out and he's got no job and then... some motorbiker also runs him over... Lady Luck really has it in for him. Okay, maybe it isn't Lady Luck, but I think the guy deserves a bit of good luck. Maybe he should work at the Mocca so that he can afford a room in a flatshare. My mother won't mind.
Philipp: And what about me? No, no, just call her and get him some shifts, I don't know what to do with all my money anyway.
Lucy: Philipp, calm down. Carsten's got real problems.
Philipp: And I don't?
Lucy: I didn't say that at all, but it's harder for him, yes.
Philipp: Great, then call mommy and give your new boyfriend my shifts!
Lucy: You're such an asshole!

[neenski]

Again, with many thanks to isakja and kradamantium2525, here's the next part! *smiles*

Part 30 translated

Lucy: Good morning!
Carsten: Morning.
Lucy: I've got good news for you. I just called my mom and you can start at the Mocca.
Carsten: Wow, thanks.
Lucy: We can talk about it with Gregor in a minute. Coffee?
Carsten: Yes, thanks.
Lucy: I'm also sorry that it didn't work out with watching DVDs together yesterday.
Carsten: No problem.
Lucy: Philipp was in quite a bad mood. The new job at the hospital really gets to him.
Carsten: Sure... it's okay. And thanks again for the job. Then I can finally look for a room and don't have to be in your way all the time.
Lucy: You aren't bothering us. The main thing is that you're okay.
Carsten: Thanks. Still, it's awkward to live at Lenny's sister's, of all people.
Lucy: First, you're not living at mine, but at Philipp's, and secondly, forget about Lenny. Hey, did you ever think about talking to someone, someone who is already out?
Carsten: No clue... I don't know. I don't know anyone yet.
Lucy: There have to be gay help centers, no?
Carsten: That's not really my thing.
Lucy: I do think that this would help you somehow if you'd talk to someone who gets it. And if you want to, I can also help you and accompany you.
Carsten: Thanks, Lucy, but you already did enough for me.

Lucy: I already talked about it with my mom, Carsten can start here anytime.
Gregor: I see.
Lucy: Right?
Carsten: Mhm.
Gregor walks to the bar, Lucy and Carsten follow him. There, Gregor gives Carsten the hand.
Gregor: Hello Carsten, I'm Gregor. Have you got any service experience?
Carsten: Yes, I was waiter at the officer's mess back at the Bund.
Gregor: Wow, then you can teach our guests a bit of discipline.
Carsten: I doubt that they'll be any more undisciplined than drunk officers.
Gregor: Really, you say?
Lucy: So, everything's clear, yes?
Gregor: If you want to, you can start right away. I really need all the help I can get right now.
Carsten: Okay!
Gregor: It'll be a lot of hard work, though.
Carsten: No problem. Thanks, Lucy.
Lucy: You're welcome.
Gregor: Eh, well. I need glasses, first the big ones.
Carsten: Eh... okay.
Lucy: Okay, I'll have to be off to school now, but I can drop by again in the afternoon. We'll do something together, yes?
Carsten: Yeah, sure!
Lucy: Ciao!

Gregor: Here's where we put the empty bottles and there's our trash. Well, you'll get it anyway.
Carsten: Sure thing.
Carsten wants to throw the trashbags into the dumpster. Three guys walk by with a basketball.
[flashback]
Tuner: Hey, champ? Another round two on two, or what?
Carsten: Rain check. That was enough for today, tomorrow I'll be good to go.
[/flashback]
Dominik: Hey! Remember me? I'm the guy who ran you over last week. I still have to make that up to you.
Carsten: Bull. Nothing happened.
Dominik: Still. Can I invite you for a coffee, perhaps? The latte at the Mocca is really good.
Carsten: I wouldn't be so sure about that. I'll be the one doing them today.
Dominik: You work at the Mocca? Since when?
Carsten: About half a hour now.
Dominik: That's rad. The Mocca is more or less my favorite local café. Okay, then I'll order my coffee with you. If it tastes crap, it's on you.
Carsten: Sure.

Dominik: That was really embarrassing, usually I look every way before I drive.
Carsten: Forget about it, it's really nothing.
Carsten puts a latte in front of Dominik and he takes a sip.
Dominik: Not that bad, but maybe a bit too strong.
Gregor: That's supposed to be a café latte? Sorry, it's his first shift today.
Dominik: No problem.
Gregor: Cafè latte is with about double the amount of milk.
Carsten: Oh, sure.
Dominik: Is that your first time as a waiter? What did you do before then?
Carsten: Fuck! Sorry, but I'm really busy now.
Dominik: Sorry...
Dominik turns to the documents on his house.
Carsten: I hope this one is better. Your house?
Dominik: Eh, yes, at least it's supposed to be, hopefully.
Carsten: Wow.
Dominik: There's a problem with the dehydration in the garden. Yeah, boring story.
Carsten: You'll have to put in a drainage.
Dominik: Eh, I don't have a clue. Do you know about this stuff?
Carsten: There was a similar problem at my uncle's guest house. What's the slope like? Did you already dig a sample hole?
Dominik: Hey, I'm a carpenter, the garden isn't my area of knowledge.
Carsten: Maybe you don't need drainage after all. Do you already have a permit from the borough?
Dominik: I see you're quite the pro, heh. Well, tell me if it's too forward to ask you to come with me one day to have a look at the whole thing? I'd pay for your time, of course. That would be a huge help for me.
Carsten: Sure, why not, we can do that.

Carsten delivers drinks to two girls.
Carsten: There you go, ladies.
Gregor: You're shaping up quite well.
Dominik: I think so, too. Like a pro.
Carsten: Thanks.
Dominik: How about next week, do you have any free time? A bit of gardening, beer...
Jasmin comes into the Mocca.
Jasmin: Hey!
Dominik: Hey, well?
Jasmin: A chocolate muffin to go, please.
Dominik: Ehm. Carsten - Jasmin, Jasmin - Carsten. This is the new coffee master, Jasmin's my girlfriend.
Jasmin: Hello.
Carsten: Hello.
Jasmin: I'll have to go, anyway. Are you dropping by afterwards?
Dominik: Yes, when it's not possible, I'll call you, yes?
Jasmin: Can you pay for this?
Dominik: Yes, sure.
Jasmin: Thank you.
Jasmin exits.
Carsten: Nice girlfriend.
Dominik: Who'll be my wife soon.
Carsten: Congratulations.
Dominik: And this will be the wedding present.
Carsten: Wow, not bad.
Dominik: Do you think she'll be happy about it?
Carsten: Yeah, totally.
Dominik: I think so, too. Do you have a girlfriend, too?
Carsten: No... ehm... no.
Dominik: Lovesick?
Carsten: What?
Dominik: Shit, I get that. And? What's her name?

[neenski]

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Part 31 translated

Dominik: Sorry.
Carsten: What?
Dominik: I didn't want to interrogate you about this woman.
Carsten: No problem, but there's nothing to talk about. It's a done deal.
Dominik: Usually people who are lovesick love to talk. You should have heard me before it starting going so well with Jasmin, my buddy Tim had to listen to quite a lot. Us sissies should take a leaf out of your book.
Carsten: Don't exaggerate.
Dominik: You got a slip of paper? Here, my mobile number, in case you want to hang out with me tonight. So! Here, I've got to go. I still owe you a drink because I ran you over.
Carsten: That's okay. I should've looked out when I crossed the street. OK, let's see.
Dominik: So, see you later, no?
Dominik exits.
Lucy: Calcium coffeine free cappucchino with low-fat milk in 13 minutes at the hostel. *laughs* Come on, tell, how was the first shift? Did you pass the test?
Gregor: Well, he can start here anytime.
Lucy: You see? I knew that everything would turn out better.

Lucy: Oh...
Carsten: Pretty full, wanna go over there?
Lucy: Yes.
Carsten: I know, gay counseling is a great thing, but I don't want to go there, okay?
Lucy: I get that. But I think that it'd really help you if you'd talk with someone who's in the same situation as you. On the internet for example, totally anonymous. There have to be message boards for that. I meet lots of people through my blog who have similar problems. And I think that this helps a lot. Oh, come on, we'll just have a look, hm?
Carsten: It's really nice of you to be so invested, but to be honest, the last thing I need is to talk to a gay guy.
Lucy: Firstly, it would be just a chat and secondly, I don't quite get it, to be honest.
Carsten: I don't, either. But it's like that.
Lucy: But you have to want something.
Carsten: Yes, to hang out with buddies and have a barbecue and watch footie, not to have think about this mess all the time.

Dominik: At least it's not that full here.
Carsten: You aren't serious, are you?
Dominik: Why? The beer's okay, the girls, too. I've already been here once, but you don't have to tell that to my girlfriend, eh? Come on, I'm thirsty.
They go to the bar.
Carsten: Pretty expensive.
Dominik: Doesn't matter, it's on me. But just the drinks, okay? Ehm, two beers please. You never have been to such a club, have you?
Carsten: Yeah, I have but I've never heard of this one before. Well, let's hope we'll get our money's worth.
Dominik: To our guys' night out.

Dominik: Is that good enough for your 10-Euro-beer?
Carsten: Well, I've seen more naked skin for less cash.
The girl throws her top to Carsten.
Dominik: Oh, she digs you!
Carsten: She's not my type.
Dominik: Which one's your type, then?
Carsten looks around.
Carsten: That one.
Dominik: The one back there?
Carsten: Mhm.
Dominik: Really? You serious?
Carsten: Why?
Dominik: Eh, well, that's okay. It'd be crazy if all of us had the same taste. And what do you like in women?
Carsten: Nice boobs, cute butt, same with the hips...
Dominik: So it's more the curvy ones.
Carsten nods.
Dominik: Pamela Anderson!
Carsten: Exactly.
Dominik: Yeah, everybody wants her. I don't understand why you're being so uptight. You could tie her on my stomach and nothing would move, at all. Well. The music is pretty good, no?
Carsten: At least there's that.
Dominik: And, ehm... the girl you fancy, what does she look like? Like Pamela?

Dominik: Everything okay?
Carsten: Sure.
Dominik: Sorry, I was just curious what your cutie looks like.
Carsten: Man, that's not my cutie.
Dominik: Sorry.
Carsten: Nah, it's just that it's not going well.
Dominik: I get that. The shit really hit the fan, no?
Carsten: Mhm.
Dominik: Are you sure that you haven't got a chance anymore with the girl?
Carsten: Definitively no chance.
Dominik: At least it's nice to go on the prowl with a buddy again. To us guys!

Dominik: Well? No hangover?
Carsten: So-so. Coffee?
Dominik: Eh, yes, please. A triple white coffee.
Carsten: Coming.
Dominik: I'll drive to the house afterwards. If you feel like working some more after the shift?
Carsten: Sure, tell me when you'll be off.
Dominik: Eh, about the payment, what's your fee like?
Carsten: We'll come to an agreement. I'll have to see first what has to be done.
Dominik: A lot. And it'd be great if we could hang out more together. Maybe in a group of four. With Jasmin and her friend Pia. She's probably not 100 per cent your type, but who knows?
Carsten: We can hang out together, but if you want to hook me up...
Dominik: Nah, I just think you should check her out since you don't think there's any chance or you getting back with your girl, it's time for you to look elsewhere.
Carsten: Man, the last thing I'm missing is a woman.
Dominik: You always think that there's only the one, but if she doesn't want you, then it's the wrong one.
Carsten: Yeah...
Dominik: Look, just a suggestion. I'll introduce Pia to you, totally informally, and if you don't like her, then we'll head to the strip club with her.
Carsten: Dominik, I don't want a woman.
Dominik: Huh?
Carsten: Man, I'm not into women.
Dominik: Eh?
Carsten: What eh?
Dominik: Are you gay, or what?

[neenski]

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Part 32 translated

Carsten: Gay, not gay, does it matter?
Dominik: Yeah, yeah, okay.
Carsten: I've been with women before, if that's what you mean.
Dominik: Yeah... and?
Carsten: I'm not bi or anything like that. If you want to know, I only fancy men.
Dominik: Mhm.
Gregor: And? Everything okay?
Carsten: Yeah... yeah.

Gregor: ... and a muffin. Anything else?
Dominiks cell rings.
Dominik: Hey darling. How's the party going? - No, no, you're not disturbing. I'm sitting at the Mocca and drinking coffee. - Yeah, I've still got some time. - Sunshade? Okay, where's that? - Yeah, sure. I'd do anything for you.
Gregor: Wow, they're really shining.
Dominik: Okay, good, yes. I'll call you. See you. Ciao bella.
Dominik puts down money for Carsten.
Dominik: Here, that should be enough.
Carsten: Thanks. Ehm, what about your house?
Dominik: Eh, yes, today won't work after all. I have to help my girlfriend after work. But I'll get in touch.
Carsten: I get off at three.
Dominik: Yeah, I'll call you.
Carsten: Ciao.

Lucy: Hi!
Carsten: Hi!
Lucy: Do you have something goth-like?
Carsten: Goth's not my thing. What do you want to drink?
Lucy: You're mad, aren't you?
Carsten: What? Why? Lucy, I'm working here.
Lucy: Well, I was quite annoying with telling you to blog and all that.
Carsten: Don't worry about that. Coke? It's on me.
Lucy: Thanks. Hey, dude, I thought I was totally bugging you.
Carsten: No worries.
Lucy: Well, it always really helped me to write about my problems anonymously, I prefer that a lot to talking. And I think an outing isn't exactly... I'm doing it again. Sorry.
Carsten: It's okay.
Lucy: What did you do yesterday evening? You came home pretty late.
Carsten: Hung out with a buddy.
Lucy: Cool! And what did you do? BBQ, footie?
Carsten: I told him that I'm gay and he took off. Being out is going really well.

Jasmin: Sorry!
Dominik: Attention, heavy load!
Dominik comes around the corner with a sunshade.
Dominik: Oh, sorry. Where to?
Jasmin: It looks really heavy.
Dominik: Don't worry, I only fainted once on the way. But seeing as sunshades with cast-iron bases are currently hip and on sale... So, where to?
Jasmin: Thanks, you goof. *looks around* Doesn't matter.
Dominik: Doesn't matter? And I'm almost killing myself schlepping it.
Jasmin: Then let's put it there. What was it like yesterday with Carsten?
Dominik: Okay. Here?
Jasmin: Yes. Where were you, what did you do?
Dominik: We had a beer. He's gay! Yeah, you hang out with someone and don't have any clue, and then... Doesn't look like it.
Jasmin grins.
Dominik: What's so funny about it?
Jasmin: Should he wear a sign around his neck, then? I mean, you don't have a button on your head saying, "I'm hetero." Do you?
Dominik: Do you mean that I've got a problem with gays?
Jasmin: Perhaps that's the case here? Hey, he's nice. Does he fancy you?
Dominik: Nah.
Jasmin: So?
Dominik: Yeah, okay. I'll give it a try. As long as he doesn't have a go at me...

Gregor: But don't spend it all at once.
Carsten: Thanks. It's half past three soon, he could at least have called. Can I get another coffee?
Gregor: You see? And now you're spending your money.
Carsten: Do you happen to know about a room for me? I already looked at the bulletin board.
Gregor: No, sorry, but I can put out feelers. Hey, didn't you have an appointment?
Carsten: That's gotten nixed.
Gregor gives the coffee to Carsten.
Carsten: Thanks.
Gregor: You're welcome.
Dominik enters.
Dominik: What up? Wanna go? Hey, when you've finished the newspaper the beer's already warm. I won't stand for that. What's it going to be? No chickening out.
Carsten: Do I look chicken?

[topguy1971]

Anyone know where to get the recent translations? since there was all the drama with not being able to watch on Youtube due to copyright restrictions...still can find the original clips in German though....

[upsidedownmountain]

Muerte0805 on dailymotion has subtitled clips here
www.dailymotion.com/muerte0805

[nycdude222]

can anyone translate the recent episodes thanks

[HQ75]

I takes Muerte about 2-3 days between episodes so if you're patient, they'll get done. Just check out her channel. You can subscribe and the Dailymotion will send you an email when a new vid is uploaded

[chocofrog]

These are the translations for March 15th. Hathalin did most of it, I added scene 2, 5, 8 and 9 and changed some bits. It's for rtgtx's subbed episodes, be sure to check it out.

First scene (0:00-1:57):
Lenny: Hey!
Carsten: Lead!
Lenny (to the girl): Hey! This one's mine!
Carsten: Imagine us on a lonely island; jungle, a cliff, a beach with white sand.
Lenny: That would be cool.
Carsten: And above us is the blue sky.
Lenny: Neon light, concrete, steel girder... I always wanted to go to the South Pacific. I saw a report on television recently. That would be wicked.
Carsten: We can still do that later.
Lenny: Yes... Later.
You know what, let's get out of here!
Carsten: The entrance tickets are...
Lenny: No, I mean in real. Before my trial. To the South Pacific, anywhere... Doesn't matter. The main thing is, that we get out of here!

Second scene (1:57-3:11):
Man: Here. If you want to know what the others write about the donation-scandal.
Alex: I will take them with me.
(newspaper: Horror christmas! Instead of presents he received blows!)
Alex: Shit!
Women: Good-night.
Bye.
Man: Don't stay too long, okay?
Gerner (to Patrick): You should memorize that name. He comes up frequently when a new construction project starts.
Patrick: Have you been representing him for a long time?
Gerner: About 3 years...
Alex: Dr Gerner? Can you spare a minute for me?
Gerner: What's the matter? I don't have much time.
Alex: It is a family matter.
Gerner: Go upstairs Patrick. I will follow you in a moment.
Patrick. Of course.
Alex: My son is in deep trouble and I would like to have your juridical advice.
Gerner: You don't say!

Third scene (3:11-4:53)
Gerner: Naturally, it is stupid that your son already admitted everything. Really stupid. A good lawyer could have gotten him out of that, but this...
Alex: At least, Lenny shows honest remorse.
Gerner: Sure.
Alex: We were greatly relieved that he finally named the accomplices.
Gerner: However, he needed much time for that decision. Hopefully, this will not be interpreted negatively. And then there is this statement of the kiosk-owner: Your son wanted to rob him for a second time.
Alex: That is nonsense! Lenny wanted to apologize.
Gerner: Have you any witnesses for that?
Then it's one person's word against another's.
Alex: Do you think that a psychological evaluation would make sense?
Gerner: One could try that.
Alex: Does Lenny have a chance to get a suspended sentence at all?
Gerner: It's difficult to answer that. It depends on different factors: which lawyer he has, if he gets on well with the judge, what kind of impression your son makes...
If that was my son... I wouldn't like to be in your place. Despite all my connections...
For the psychological evaluation... Refer to Dr Xeller. Give my regards to him, it is urgent. He is to do the best he could!
Alex: Thanks.

Fourth scene (4:53)
Lenny: We didn't get very far...
Carsten: Lenny...
Lenny: Just leave it. I know that the idea about the escape was a bad idea.
Carsten: Don't get yourself down. Let's go to the Mocca and drink something.
Lenny: I don't want to see my mum.
Carsten: Then we go to your place and we buy a beer at the kiosk.
Lenny: Don't expect coziness though. You saw how Lucy freaked out because of the mattress.
Carsten: We'll just sleep on the floor.
Don't let him provoke you!
Scholzi: Hey, traitor!
Carsten: Keep cool, Scholzi!
Scholzi: Hey. I don't speak with a queen like you!
My little brother is on remand because of you.
Lenny: What?
Scholzi: Junior has a previous conviction, so he is on remand, retard!
Carsten: So what? Is that Lenny's fault?
Scholzi: I tell you something, if my brother goes to jail, I will kick your butt, no matter if you're inside or outside the prison.
Carsten: A charge for bodily harm will definitely look good for your trial next week.
Scholzi: You buggers!!!
Okay, but I will not soil my hands with you. My time will come! And then you're on! Let's go!


Fifth scene (6:26)
Lucy: "... since the brutal robbing, Ralph B. suffers from sleep disorder. Because of the subsequent damage, he still is under medical treatment."
Iris: He must have been through a lot.
Lucy: "The victim demands the maximum penalty for the presumed offender Leonard C., who battered Ralph B. ruthlessly during the robbing.
Ralph B: "I'm sure the offender will receive his fair penalty."
With a conviction under adults' criminal law, up to 5 years in prison would be possible for the juvenile delinquents."
5 years??
Iris: Honey, I have to go. Can you please tell your dad he should call me because of the article?
Lucy: Um, yeah... man, why did Lenny do something like this?
Iris: I don't understand it, either. I only know we can't leave him alone now.
Honey, I'm sorry I snapped at you earlier.
Lucy: It's okay.
Iris: And please don't worry about Philip, it will be alright.
Bye, my little one.
Lucy: Bye.
"One of the offenders, Leonard C, was caught when he tried to rob the kiosk a second time." What nonsense! "Because of the uprising juvenile delinquency, it would be desirable that the judges take drastic measures in this case."

Sixth scene (07:44)
Lenny: Are you still hungry?
Carsten: Nope.
Lucy: Hello!
Lenny and Carsten: Hey.
Lucy: Did you meet mum?
Lenny: No, why? Did she want something from me?
Lucy: She wanted to meet papa.
Lenny: Okay. We're upstairs.

Seventh scene (08:08)
Lenny: That looks really comfortable. Especially for two.
Carsten: That should be no problem when you love someone.
Lenny: The most important thing is that Lucy has her mattress back.
Carsten: I am just glad that the situation didn't get out of hand. We cannot use that. Not that those three idiots are a match for us...
Lenny: But a fight wouldn't be ideal for my suspended sentence.
Carsten: But that Scholzi is such an asshole... I'm not sorry for him.
Lenny: Well, but Junior is his brother. I didn't know that he has a previous conviction.
Yes?
Lucy: This one goes back.
Lenny: But this is yours!
Lucy: You are two. I can sleep on the airbed.
Carsten: We can sleep on the floor...
Lucy: Forget it, forget it.
Carsten: That's really sweet of your sister.
Lenny: Wonders will never cease...
Do you think that Scholzi was serious that he wants to tangle with me?
Carsten: For now, he has to be careful because of the trial.
Lenny: And after that?
Carsten: You know Scholzi. He is all mouth and trousers. He will calm down.
Lenny: I hope so.

Eighth scene (09:43)
Lucy: The article's really tough, huh?
Iris: Yeah. And so one-sided.
The biggest insolence is that it sounds like Lenny wanted to rob the man a second time.
Iris: But can't dad do something about it at his work?
You mean, like a counterstatement? We already talked about it. He says it would attract even more attention to the case.
Lucy: An uproar of the media?
Iris: Yep. And then the judge may get the idea to make an example of it.
Lucy: But still, one has to correct it...
Philip: Hello.
Lucy: Hi.
Philip: I'd like to have a chocolate muffin to take with me, please.
Iris: Sure.
Philip: And? Everything alright?
Lucy: So-so. Lenny.
Iris: Here you go, it'll be on me.
Philip: Thanks.
Iris: Gladly.
Philip: Bye.
Lucy: Bye.
Iris: My my, you don't make this easy for each other.

Last scene 10:58
Alex: No! No comment! Yes. Good-bye.
Man! I want to know how they got Lenny's family name.
I have some good news, too. The psychologist Gerner recommended to me... he's got time for Lenny.
Iris: That's really good news.
Alex: Yeah.
Iris: Surely, it wasn't easy for you to ask that man, out of all.
Alex: Gerner behaved pretty correctly. He has kids himself.
Iris: Then what's bothering you?
Alex: He didn't give me much hope for the case.
Iris: What do you mean by that?
Alex: Iris, a suspended sentence is highly unlikely. We have to prepare ourselves that Lenny will have to go to prison.

[chocofrog]

Another missing piece for the subs =3 :

March 31st

scene 1
Becker: Now you you even want to beg for a lighter penalty, huh?
Victim-offender mediation, what nonsense! But not with me!
Lenny: No... that's not what it's about. I... just one minute. Please.
(Flashback: Becker: Please, I'm sorry!)
Lenny: I... I just wanted to apologize once more.
B: Then I'm very happy!
And now we all love each other again, huh?
L: I know I don't deserve your trust and I'm still ashamed of what I did to you.
B: Hey, your act doesn't work here, boy!
L: It isn't an act. I know how this feels myself. When you can't defend yourself and you're on the mercy of the others because they're stronger and outnumber you.
B: Where is this supposed to go?? The misery game?
L: No. I... I know there's no apology for what I did to you. And no compensation, either. I... I'm still afraid myself because of what they did to me at the Bund and I'm also afraid it will be like that again in prison. I... really hope you will get rid of your fear and... and that your back will be better soon. I really hope that.
B: Okay. I heard you!

2nd scene 1:47
Carsten: Man, that took forever. I borrowed "Unconscious *beeep*". I heard it's good.
Lenny: I met Becker.
C: Were there problems?
L: I apologized.
C: And? Did he listen?
L: No idea, but... at least he let me talk to the end.
C: But that's great! Maybe he'll agree to the victim-offender mediation now. Then you'll be released from prison sooner!
L: That's not what this is about.
C: But... everything that is of help...
L: It DID help me, a lot! I'm totally glad I could finally apologize.
C: Did he accept the apology?
L: No idea. But it totally helped me.
Man, was that hard.
Hey, I know you're worrying a lot and I'm really scared of prison, too. But I didn't want to ask him for something. I would feel like the biggest ass if after everything I had done to him, I would have asked him to do something for me.
Do you understand that?
C: Sure. You did the right thing.
L: And? Do I get a bone now?

scene 3 3:27
Lucy: Man, shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit!
I'm so sick of it all!
Lenny: Everything okay?
L: No! Damn it, now even the fucking hairdye is empty! My head is going to burst!
It doesn't matter how the fuck I'm looking anyway.
Lenny: Are we closing in to the actual topic?
Philip?
L: He's in love with someone else.
Lenny: I can't imagine that.
L: But that's how it is.
Lenny: On your birthday, he was so in love with you, one could've gotten jealous.
L: Lenny, it's over.
Lenny: Did he say that?
L: He doesn't have to, I know it.
Lenny: Hey, Philip loves you. Everyone sees that.
L: Emily also thought you were in love with her. And who was the screwed one?
Sorry.
Lenny: You know what? I'll go get new hairdye, then everything'll look different, okay?
L: Thanks.
Love... love, man! The guy doesn't even know what that is! He's probably only together with me because he's bored or because I'm a bit different than the other girls.
Lenny: You don't believe that yourself, do you?
L: Oh I do! You know what he said to me? He thinks I'm childish! You gotta hear that, childish! And only because I'm still going to school! What's up with these criteria?
Lenny: Did he say that? Childish?
L: Not like an adult, immature, childish... and then to that stupid Ayla! But he, he's so mega-mature! Ever since he attends that voluntary year in the hospital, he's totally changed. Back then, we could talk about philosophy, texts, songs, everything and now... now he doesn't even wear black anymore!
Lenny: Is that so important?
L: Only white white white white white! He probably feels like a doctor with it. Mega-mature! And that Ayla! Man, I can't hear that stupid name anymore! And everything she says is carved in stone for Philip! Ayla is so great! He doesn't have an own opinion anymore, you know? Man, I should have seen it from the start! Philip, he isn't a real goth! He thought he'd dress in black and then he belongs to us. He doesn't have a clue! And we don't go together at all!
Lenny: You're so cute when you're angry.

scene 4 5:56
Lenny: So, I'll get into the normal penal system, but every 6 weeks the penal system's plan will be checked?
Gerner: Then easement can be granted. Like the permission to have a TV in your cell, or work, or even open prison.
Lenny: Okay. Which jobs are available?
Gerner: Mechanic, brick layer, carpenter or gardener. Depending on where you'll land and if there's a free spot. But the demand is higher than the supply, like in real life.
Lenny: Do you have any idea where I'll be yet?
Gerner: We'll only know exactly with the summon to begin prison sentence, but I assume JVA Ploetzensee, division for adolescents. That's it.

scene 5 6:45
Tayfun: Thanks again Danny, for taking over the shift.
Danny: Sure, boss. Have fun with the mysterious stranger.
Becker: Evening. I was nearby and I thought I'd bring you the adress...
Tayfun: Talk to my colleague, I don't have time.
B: Danny. Like I promised, the number of a good tax accountant.
D: Thanks. The chef will be glad.
B: I hope so.
Tell your friend if he absolutely wants to do something for me... my shop could need new paintwork.
Bye, Danny.

scene 6 7:45

Lenny: Carsten...
going to Australia with Carsten
Lucy...
apologizing for ruining her 18th birthday
returning 1000 euro to Turner
Emily...
talking with Emily.






The part about getting a bone must be one of the cutest things ever. XD Carsen hiding behind the newspaper is cute, too. But ranting Lucy not so much, have to agree with Philip here. XD

[rtgtx]

Apr 13, 2010 14:32:32 GMT -5 chocofrog said:

These are the translations for March 15th. Hathalin did most of it, I added scene 2, 5, 8 and 9 and changed some bits. It's for rtgtx's subbed episodes, be sure to check it out.

Apr 13, 2010 16:11:03 GMT -5 chocofrog said:

Another missing piece for the subs =3 :
March 31st

Thank you, thank you! You are so fast!

[rtgtx]

Apr 13, 2010 16:11:03 GMT -5 chocofrog said:

...... But ranting Lucy not so much, have to agree with Philip here. XD

Hey, actually me and my friends found Lucy ranting very cute and funny too. ;D;D Maybe it's just because we don't understand what she's saying. XD

[lcarsten]

I also thought Lucy's rant was cute too, thanks chocofrog for the translations and rtgtx for the subs and everyone else for the translations, I only just discovered the translations for the older parts here too, it's been a really good story, hope GZSZ bosses realise how much people will miss these two and pay them a sack load to come back.

[leeuwin]

Okay, I just translated today's episode (07/21/10). It's just a quick translation so if someone finds a mistake just tell me

SCENE ONE: Gerner’s office

Gerner (who has just finished a phone call): “Sorry!”
Carsten: “Is this even permitted? Can the prison administration really inflict a communication ban?”
Gerner: “Yes, they can. That is, if one gives them a reason to do so. Please take a seat.”
Carsten: “That’s SO unfair and for three month at that”
Gerner: “Mr. Reimann, you not only threw a tennis ball over the wall; you also started an argument with a prison guard in the morning and you rampaged in front of the gate.”
Carsten: “I didn’t rampage at all! I only wanted them to let me in.”
Gerner: “You should have been there on time then.”
Carsten: “It were only ten minutes!”
Gerner: “That you were too late! So stop blaming others.”
Carsten: “Why is everyone acting as if I threw a hand grenade over that wall? [At that point I laughed because I couldn’t imagine Carsten throwing a grenade before I suddenly remembered: Hey, he used to be a soldier.] It was only a ball with a letter in it so that Lenny wouldn’t worry.”
Gerner: “The prison administration could assume that you wanted to test how to smuggle drugs into prison. Do you understand now how stupid your stunt was?”
Carsten: “Can’t you do something about it? Tell them I was drunk- temporarily not responsible for my actions, that’s what it’s called- right?” [Carsten uses the legal term “zeitweise unzurechnungsfähig” here but I don’t know what the official term is in English if you are of unsound mind for a short time]
Gerner: “I can try it but I can’t raise your hope here. Just obey the rules in future then something like that won’t happen again.”


SCENE TWO: Living room

Lucy: “A three month contact ban because of a tennis ball?”
Alexander: “Can’t Gerner raise an objection?”
Carsten: “Yes, but he says it’s useless. Thank you for wanting to give me your visiting day but that won’t be necessary now.”
Lucy: “Sh**!”
Carsten: “It was my fault; they only go by the rules. Okay, good night then.” (he leaves the room)
Lucy: “It’s all my fault. If I hadn’t turned off that stupid alarm clock Carsten would have been there on time and if Carsten had been there on time he wouldn’t have thrown a ball over the wall!”
Alexander: “Lucy, both of you fell asleep again. And the thing with the ball- Carsten did that all alone.”
Lucy: “But the only reason why Carsten was so tired was because I kept him awake all night with my stupid lovesickness. Meaning: He took care of me gently and I just ruined his visit at Lenny’s!”


SCENE THREE: Lenny’s room

Okay, not much to translate here, but wasn’t the scene great? Poor Lenny, poor Carsten (-and poor Lucy, even if I don’t like her at the moment)
Carsten: “Three months!”


SCENE FOUR: Breakfast table also known as “The return of the Nobody-T-Shirt”

Alexander: “You don’t seem to be in a hurry.”
Lucy: “It’s okay if I go to the office later today, isn’t it?”
Alexander: “But not much later. I don’t want people to think that you get a special treatment because you are the daughter of the boss!”
Lucy: “And I think Carsten shouldn’t have to work at all today.”
Alexander: “And I thought Carsten really WANTED to work? And I already gave him off yesterday afternoon.”
Lucy: “Oh my, the world won’t stop if you use a courier for one day, will it? Carsten really feels like sh**!
Alexander: “Okay, if you like.”
Carsten comes down the stairs just when Lucy has finished fixing his breakfast
Lucy: “Ahhhh, that was supposed to be room service!”
Carsten: “Lucy, we have to go!”
Lucy: “No, that’s been taken care of. You have a free day today.”
Carsten: “I’m not sick.”
Lucy: “Yes, but yesterday su**ed!”
Carsten: “That’s nice of you!”
Lucy: “Come on, have a seat. I can really understand the stunt with the ball. I’d probably have done the same. And I feel so sorry for you because you can’t see Lenny now. Three months without Lenny most su** big time.”
Carsten: “Lucy, you don’t have to feel sorry for me. I’m not the one with the problem. Lenny feels much worse. He is sitting there on a few square meters between the other inmates and the guards. Getting visitors is the only highlight for him. He is looking forward to that the whole month! Can you imagine how he feels?”


SCENE FIVE: At the office

Carsten is looking at a webpage with a forum where people post about their experiences with prisons in Berlin

Lucy: “Hallo Carsten, I’ve brought something for you.”
Carsten: “You took pictures of me?”
Lucy: “Yes, that is a photo diary for Lenny. That way he can see you even if he isn’t here.”
Carsten: “That is really sweet of you even if I can’t see him for three months.”
Lucy: “But he’ll see you. You said, that it will be hard for him if he is alone all that time so he needs our support. The only thing that is missing are the comments.”
Carsten: “What comments?”
Lucy: “What were you feeling? What were you thinking about? Maybe even about Lenny---?”