HQ75
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Post by HQ75 on Apr 18, 2010 16:15:07 GMT -5
Doesn't Part 1 of your clips on your ONM Channel cover when Sytze and Karif first met each other in the club MARK? They hadn't ever met or hung out before that had they?
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Post by xsharon90x on Apr 19, 2010 12:32:26 GMT -5
Hi, I'm new on the board, but I saw that some people want somebody to write a transcript of Sytze's and Karif's scenes.. I will try to do that, but the first one I can transcribe is the episode of 30 March, I can't find any episodes from before that..
I already made a transcript of that episode, but don't know where to post it.
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Post by xsharon90x on Apr 19, 2010 16:23:03 GMT -5
I gave a link to ONM on UitzendingGemist.nl but it redirects to the homepage. But all ONM episodes can be found on that site. I've found the episodes! So Mark, you left with the episode of February 36th, am I right? Then I will try to translate from there.. And sorry for the people, who see transcripts of March 30th and April 1th now!
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Post by HQ75 on Apr 20, 2010 1:10:54 GMT -5
I know the site, but when I search for the episode it only gives the episodes from March 26th until now. Thanks for the sub do u have any more after April 1st There's still the whole month of March to cover before starting with April I would think. This way folks can follow along without getting spoiled. That's just my opinion of course. People should do whatever they have time for and like best.
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Post by xsharon90x on Apr 20, 2010 2:44:52 GMT -5
Thanks for the sub do u have any more after April 1st There's still the whole month of March to cover before starting with April I would think. This way folks can follow along without getting spoiled. That's just my opinion of course. People should do whatever they have time for and like best. I will start with the episode of March 3rd and then go back to April.. right now I really have to leave.. I already missed my train!
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Post by softfurbear on Apr 20, 2010 3:02:28 GMT -5
xsharon90x, thank you SO much for the transcripts!!! It's so awesome to be able to understand what they are saying instead of guessing! Thanks to HQ75 and of course mark too, you guys are awesome
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Post by HQ75 on Apr 20, 2010 22:09:35 GMT -5
Well I didn't know the thread was closed because no one told me (just found out now).
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Post by xsharon90x on Apr 21, 2010 0:49:07 GMT -5
I shall post the transcripts in the right order, starting with:
March 3rd 2010 Scene 1: What happened before QBF and café JP(0.21) Karif: Sytze, my fiancé, I have to go home. Sytze: Your fiancé? Esmee: I do know very well that you don’t like boys Sytze: How do I have to tell you something, that I don’t know myself.
Scene 2: Het pakhuis (0.32) Sms Esmee: Sorry, I had to leave. Explain you later. XXXX Shirinina: Your’re the one I have to talk to. I feel like I have to spend a lot of money. With you! You stopped the thin with Lars, and there should be some reward. Esmee: Well, that’s not necessary. I didn’t do a lot. Shirina: Sweetheart, you’ve seen now it’s not the time for dating. I don’t call that nothing. So if you get changed, then we can make the city onsafe. Shirina: Hi, do you wait for an important call? Sytze: Huh, no? Shirina: Oh, oke. I see you later. Sytze: Let me say ONE thing. I don’t like to lie, and certainly not against housemates. Esmee: Then you just tell them you’re gay. Sytze: I’m not gay. I just don’t know for now, but we weren’t talking about that. Esmee: So you did expect a phone call. Sytze: Hee, hee. No, no,no,no. Esmee: Ha, Baz! Hi! With the secretary of Sytze Eyzinga. He really want to make an appointment with you. Do you have some time?
Scene 3: Het pakhuis (2.36) Sytze: Yes, with Sytze. Eh, yes that was Esmee. She lives here. Yes, just a really bad joke. You were still asleep? Yes, sorry, sorry. Sytze: No, no. I don’t have any idea why I should call you. Ehm, maybe we can together… No, you’re right. That’s indeed not a good idea. Tonight? Yes, off course I know that. I know everything about soccer. Really everything. What about drinking a beer and watch a soccer game at JP? Does that sound oke? Oke, see you tonight! Later! Bye! Sytze: Do you have any idea who’s playing tonight?
Scene 4: Het pakhuis (6.38) Junior: Alex? DJ Ontstes, did you ever heard of it? Alex: Yes, that’s the new resident DJ of the QBF Junior: Resident? So Jacq knows him? Alex: Yes, of course
Scene 5: Café JP/Het pakhuis (7.00) Jacq: Can I have 2 cappuchino’s? Oh, fragile items! Sorry. Juun, I’m in the middle of a conversation. Junior: Certainly with that new DJ of the QBF? Which you actually know pretty good. Jacq, I know it. Jacq: Oh, did I tell I was with him? Stupid, I’m with DJ Quinten Junior: Hello, you’re lying to me. Just be honest to me, where… Sytze: ho ho, oops.. Junior: What do you mean with oops? Sissy! Alex: Ooops! Sytze: Fuck
Scene 6: Het pakhuis (7.46) Esmee: Sytze, you have to see this. Shirina did bought me all of this, while I’m still lying to her. I feel so guilty! But this makes me feel a lot better! I have this sweater. And this one! Look! Sytze: Hee, give me a break! Esmee: The ajax-site? You’re preparing yourself. Sytze: He just calles met a sissy. Junior, he almost rolled me down with his wheelchair. And then I said: Oops.. Oops. Is it then that obvious? Esmee: That you’re gay? Eh, correction, that you’re confused about you’re feeling and that you’re might be gay? Sytze: Fuck, I have to think about him constantly. And he has a fiancé, so he says. Esmee: Dork, maybe he’s making that up. Homo’s and Muslims, don’t mix. Sytze: Alex, can I borrow your Ajax-scarf? Alex: No, you are and will always be a Friesian. Esmee: He’s nervous, he has a date. Can’t he borrow your car? Alex: Did you hook up with an Ajax-chickie? Sytze: Yes, no, just a girl from the hospital. Youssef: Hi man! Sytz, that game from yesterday, we really have to play it again. Serious. Alex: Sytze is a little to busy. He hooked up with a horny nurse, which also likes soccer. And he wants to borrow my car for that, the fool. Youssef: Are you nuts? Borrow mine, that sportscar is way to small. My trunk haha!
Scene 7: Café JP (11.03) Karif: Cheers! Sytze: Cheers! Sytze: Watch for number 16, this season he has already made 12 assists and 8 goals. Karif: Have you been long a supporter of Ajax? Sytze: Since the coming of the number 10, he came from sc Heerenveen. Karif: So, you’re claiming that there’s coming any good out of Heerenveen? Sytze: Yes, and more then ONE thing, haha. Sytze: Yes! 1-0! Number 16, I told you! Sytze: 1-0 for Ajax, they will beat Marseille! JP: fine, top. Sytze: Do you ever go to a game with your fiancé? Karif: Do you ever go with your girlfriend? Sytze: No, I don’t have a girlfriend. Karif: Interesting, so your single? Sytze: Yes. No, I didn’t find any true love yet. But you are? Karif: You can say that. Youssef: Sytz, where is that chick then? Dude, what are you doing here? Without the monkey suit you do not even recognize him! What are you doing here? Karif: I came for the synchronized swimming. Youssef: Did you had a blue run again? Without me it will never work, he! JP, can I have a meter of beer, please?
Scene 8: Café JP (16.12) Youssef: Fucking lame game. Do they lead with 1-0, then they are behind with 1-3. Sytze: Yes, that sucks! Youssef: What’s up with you guys? Sytze: What? Youssef: Do you have any secrets from me? Those looks all the time. Karif: Sytze is disappointed. Is he finally a supporter of Ajax, then they loose the game. I would go back to supportering sc Heerenveen. Sytze: Yes, here. Youssef: Heerenveen, you’r nuts! Karif, I will introduce you to some lovely ladies. JP, can I order something? JP: Order at the bar, I have to leave for a moment. Youssef: The one in the red is mine, the rest you can have. Karif: I have a fiancé. Youssef: But Sytze doesn’t. And he really has to learn! Karif: Well, good luck! I go. See you later.. Sytze: yes.. Karif: Hi! Esmee: Hi! Esmee: What are you doing? Sytze: Yes, nothing. Esmee: Yes, I can see that. Go after him! Sytze: Yes, and then? Esmee: You will see it then! Yes, come! Youssef: Hello, Sytz! Your beer! Sytze: Eh, I really have to take Esmee home! She’s sick. Esmee: What are you doing now? Sytze: Yes, I don’t know.
Scene 9: In the car (18.29) Karif: Here it is. Sytze: It’s looking chic. Is your fiancé at home? Karif: No, of course not. She lives in Jordan. Sytze: Oh. Well, yes. Hard isn’t it. Quite a nice song. Yes, look. Does somebody has a request? Karif: So! Where do you train? Sytze: Oh, eh, train? Karif: Gym? Or do all the boys from Friesland look like that. Big and strong? Sytze: In the past I helped a lot at the farm, with dragging milk cans and cutting trees. Karif: Sounds good, better then the gym. But, well, the LADIES want a great body, right? Sytze: Only, eh… de ladies? Karif: What do you mean? Sytze: Yes, look, I mean.. eh, you also doing it for yourself, so you’re feeling well. Physical. Esmee said that I’m gay. Karif: Women think every guy they can’t have is gay. Sytze: I also think myself that ehm.. That I might be.. gay. Karif: Why do you say your gay? Sytze: I didn’t say that, I don’t know, maybe. In the past for example, I looked a lot at Fokke Minkema. But then I was 12, and I wanted to play soccer with him. Karif: Soccer players aren’t gay. Sytze: There surely are, but they never come out for it. Karif: Do you know a soccer player who is gay? Sytze; Eh, no. Karif: So, soccer players aren’t gay. And I am also not gay. Do you understand? Sytze: Sorry, I thought.. You were on a gay-party. Karif: Here in Holland everything has to get a name. Everything has to be in a compartment. But sometimes, that’s impossible. Sytze: Yes, sorry, I just thought that you also.. Karif: You’re a friend Sytze. You have friends, and you have friends. Do we understand eachother? I see you later, friend!
March 4th 2010 Scene 1: Het pakhuis (3.08) Sytze: I don’t know. He’s hetero, but he likes me. Esmee: Like you as in you’re oke, or you’re really nice? (Don’t quite know how to translate this well, but what it means: He likes you as a friend, or does he really LIKES you?) S: As in really nice, I guess. Ah, maybe I just have to stop with it. E: Stop? There is nothing! At least for now. S: I need clarity. E: Boring! Ilyas and Shirina, that is clear. A hug before bedtime. S: Yes, but they are happy. E: Thanks to me, because they expect a baby. And that is exciting. And the fact that Karif is playing hard to get, is also exciting. You have to enjoy it. That’s what I’m doing. This is what Lars texted me last night. ‘Dear Esmee’ S: That’s a good start. E: ‘Dear Esmee, I knew that perfection does exists. You are that for me. That I did found that now,’ and now does it come… Shirina: I thought it was over between the two of you? E: Yes, it’s over. Shirina: I assume that Ilyas doesn’t sent you that kind of messages. E: No, that would be very weird. Shirina: So it’s over between you two, but he does sent you this kind of messages? E: Yes, I have no idea. I mean, I have been very clear, that I don’t want to see him anymore. But I can’t forbid him to sent me messages. Shirina: And you doesn’t sent him anything back? E: Yes I do, that he must stop bothering me. He is just stalking me! S: It’s a scandal. E: You can’t believe this! Oh, fortunately it’s my dad.
Scene 2: Het pakhuis (7.18) Youssef: And now I want me keys back, please! How nice of you, to just walk away! Sytze: Sorry man. Look. Esmee: I really felt bad. Sytze: Yes. Youssef: Sytz, today you get your first lesson: How do I have success with the ladies. Sytze: It wasn’t that bad. Youssef: That’s exactly the problem, you don’t bother. Sytz, it’s the worst thing that could happen, that she just walked away from you. Sytze: She doesn’t really walked away from me. It was like, eh.. she had to leave, because eh… her sister was feeling really bad. Youssef: Ha! Sytze: It’s possible that it’s the true, right? Maybe she will call today, so today no chickies-lesson. Youssef: You really don’t understand woman. You’re really sick! Wait a sec, you sat there the whole time with Karif. You didn’t give her any of you attention. That’s the reason. Esmee: How does that happened? Sytze: Watching a soccer game with a mate, that must be all right? Youssef: Then you don’t know the chickies. Shirina: I think she’s still seeing that Lars. Ilyas: Yes, because? Shirina: She is the whole time busy with texting. Ilyas: Shirina, if she says it’s over, then it’s over. Esmee: I will go for a drink with the boys. Ilyas: You don’t have to tell us all the time what you’re planning to do. Esmee: O! No. No, I know that. But… never mind! Should we go? Ilyas: Go after her, maybe you can watch everything she will do! Don’t worry to much! This one I really have to take. It’s Herman, about the talk he had with Tess. Hi! Herman it’s good that you call! Yes. Message from Esmee phone: “Hi hottie (??) I’m 10 minutes later. Xxx Lars Esmee: I really forget everything! My mobile! Shirina: Yes, here! I wanted to bring it to you, but you would have thought I’m a meddler Esmee: You’re really sweet! And you may meddle as much as you want to! Bye!
Scene 3: Café JP (13.27) The text: It was nice tonight. Sytze The second text: We should do it more often. X Karif
Scene 4: Het Pakhuis (17.21) Esmee: Hi Shirina: Hi. Did you have a nice evening? Esmee: Yes, I drunk some tea and had a talk at the bar. Shirina: You drunk some tea? Nice. Esmee: Yes. Shirina: Beer and aftershave. Sytze: How does that happened? Esmee: Are you going to buy a new car? Sytze: Eh, yes. Esmee: Oh, what kind? Shirina: Don’t you have to check the message? Esmee: Ach, it’s probably that Lars again. The stalker. Shirina: ‘Hi sweetheart, I’m 10 minutes later. Kiss, Lars.’ Something like that? Esmee: Did you check my messages? Shirina: Sue me! Esmee: What do you think? You’re not my mum! Shirina: We have a deal Esmee, we have to trust each other. Then you can’t stand there and lie to me. Esmee: You need to keep your hands of my private stuff! Shirina: Are you seeing that Lars, yes or no? Yes or no? Esmee: YES! If you like it or not! And if I notice one more time that you touched my stuff.. then I don’t want to see or speak you the next coming 9 months.
March 9th 2010 Scene 1: Het pakhuis (8.15) Sytze: That doesn’t sound quite relaxed. Esmee: No. I will probably go about Lars again. I don’t care! Esmee: And you.. are going to Karif and say: I don’t get you, explain! Sytze: It all sounds so pretty simple. Esmee: It’s simple. Sytze: With the risk I be really offensive, with his culture and stuff. Esmee: He’s a man of the world. Sytze: If you tell me that Leeuwarden is a place in Groningen, I’m going to be mad. Esmee: Then you will prepare yourself. Youssef knows all about Muslims. Sytze: No, Youssef IS Muslim. Esmee: Exactly. Sytze: If there is a gay party at the QBF, he prefers to sit in his bedroom, with a lock on the door. Esmee: Yes, because he’s afraid of the unknown. He knows you, and your gay. Sytze: Well, he doesn’t know that. And I’m not sure about that either. Esmee: I am. Sytze: Of course, you know better what I feel then I do myself. Esmee: Yes. That’s what friends are for. Is it so hard to admit? Sytze: There is nothing to admit, oke? I like him, yes oke. I feel good whenever I see him, yes. Esmee: You’re in love. Sytze: With a man! That’s crazy, isn’t it? What should I do with this? Do I suddenly have to go to bed with a man? How is that then? And that’s what I definitely have to ask Youssef? He sees me coming. I don’t know Esmee. I think it’s eh.. I think it’s just a really crazy.. a really crazy situation. Esmee: Should I call Youssef otherwise? Sytze: No, I will do it myself. Esmee: Yes, over 4 months. Sytze: No. Esmee: And then I will tell Shirina that I’m going to have sex with Lars, oke? That’s the way it works!
Scene 2: Café JP (13.48) Youssef: And then Al Pacino said: I know it was you, Fredo! And then was Fredo suddenly been murdered. Sytze: By his brother? Youssef: Cool, right? Sytze: You don’t murder you own family? I think that’s ridiculous. Youssef: But, if he affect the family honor? Sytze: Do you know what happened when Jelle Joustra was caught with the son of the Mayor? Youssef: Been caught? Sytze: In the haystack. Youssef: Argh. Karif: Two espresso and a latte. We must bring it otherwise. Yes? Sytze: Eh… maybe something to eat? Karif: No thanks. Youssef: Yes, what did they do with those gays in your village? Sytze: Well, the parents of Jelle had a talk with the Mayor. Youssef: M-hm. Sytze: And then they decided that they couldn’t forbid anything. If they just like each other. .. Youssef: Be happy you left that village, with that kind of a Mayor. Sytze: I thought it was oke, actually. Youssef: A man with a man. That’s sick! Sytze: That’s what you say. Youssef: No, it’s what Allah said. It’s unclean, it’s a sin. Sytze: That’s also counts for blowing. Youssef: What do you know about it. You don’t even blow. And you’re not a gay and no Muslim, so eh.
Scene 3: Café JP (17.05) Karif: I have here later another appointment. I see you the day after tomorrow at the poker game. Jasper: Hi Maus, with me. I’m done with the work, and I want to see you. Youssef: And then said Michael: I know it was you, Fredo! Karif: And then said Fredo: Please, Michael. I am your brother! Youssef: This guy is really smart, he knows all those movies. Jasper: Can I have a beer from you? Youssef: He, do you know what they thinks it’s normal in Sytze’s village? That the son of the Mayor with another guy creeps into the haystack. Karif: Every culture is different. Youssef: Culture? That’s not a culture man. That’s just dirty. What was the name of that Mayor again? Sytze: What if Tommie is gay? Youssef: What?! What kind of a comment is that? Sytze: Well, assume he is. Youssef: Tommie is not gay! Sytze: Why not, because you’re a Muslim? Youssef: Because he is a healthy Dutch boy, all right? Karif: Boys, stop it! We have our religion, and Sytze has his. And who is right, only Allah knows. Youssef: Right, you understand it man! He, capiche. Capiche
The transcripts of March 30th and of April 1st I will repost later!
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