1x48, scene 1Download linkNote: translation incompleteF: Well, well, well... I'll race you to the sofa.
N: Ow, ow, ow!
F: What happened? Are you ok?
N: I twisted my foot with this carpet. - I won!
F: Trickster! Disqualified! Man!
N: (...). I had a great time dancing.
F: Yes, it's true that the party was good. Too bad the people left so early.
N: Yes, especially Ángel, the (...)
F: And Aihnoa. Do you know where those two went?
N: And why do you say they went together? Did you see them?
F: No, no... But who I did see was your little husband who took off holding hands with that other guy.
N: Yes, I saw. Wasn't the kid in love.
F: Well, what do you want me to say? He seemed like the typical kind of muscleman to me.
N: Well, for a crazy night, what else does one need?
F: Shit! Look at you girls! I say something about a girl and I get called a macho.
N: Forgive me, you have a point. Surely, apart from being such a handsome guy, he is very likable and good-hearted, right? - I'm dead tired.
F: Me too.
N: I'm going to bed.
F: Me too.
N: You first.
F: We could be like this all night.
N: And what do you suggest?
F: That we both go together.
N: Are you crazy? I already told you that's not going to happen.
F: You were saying?
N: Fonsi, I don't want...
F: I do like you, and now you can tell me whatever you want.
1x48, scene 2Download linkNote: translation incompleteA: Hello? Echo, echo? Well, nothing. We are here alone. Would you like something to drink or a snack?
Guy: Let's come down to business, shall we?
A: Damn, that is one fine bar of chocolate! Who'd say that I'm a married man...
Guy: What?
A: I'm joking. Well, no, I'm not joking. I married a friend to do her a favour, but I'm gay. I promise you I'm gay. Well, anyway, my friend has to go to work in Madrid soon, it's a pity(?). And then there is Fonsi, who is my soulmate.
Guy: Do you want to fuck or talk about your friends?
A: Well, look, now that you mention it, I'm really sorry but I would like to spend the maximum amount of time that I can with them. Starting now, (...).
Guy: Well, you could have told me before, sweetheart.
A: I didn't know it before, sweetheart. - (...)
1x48, scene 3Download linkPep: Yure wants to talk to me.
F: And the cake?
Pep: It has to bake for 30 minutes, okay? And important: Don't eat it if you have responsibility in the next four hours, okay? Better make that eight hours. - Hi! Bye!
N: This door doesn't shut, it's broken. Where is he going?
F: To lose the little dignity that is left.
N: I'm going to my room.
F: Uhm, Nina? Could we talk?
N: About what?
F: Well, I don't know. To me, what happened last night was something super special.
N: Alright.
F: Now comes the moment where you say "For me too, Fonsi".
N: Well...
F: Is it because of Alberto? Don't worry...
N: No, it's not Alberto.
F: Nico?!
N: No, neither Nico.
F: Then...?
N: For me it wasn't so special.
F: What?
N: Don't get mad, but the truth is I was expecting something better.
F: Okay...
N: Now I'm going to my room.
F: Man, I just went through the most humiliating thing in my life.
A: Forget me.
1x48, scene 4Download linkNote: translation incompleteF: Hey, try the pastry, it's not as bad as it looks. Okay, man, what the hell is happening to you?
A: Nothing.
F: Listen, since this morning you only said three words to me: "Forget me" and "Nothing".
A: (...)
F: (...) What's wrong? Didn't you get the hanky-panky you wanted last night and now you're pissed?
A: No.
F: What happened? Did that guy dump you after having turned you on at the party?
A: Just so you know: I dumped him.
F: Ah... and why?
A: Because I'm an idiot.
F: Enough with the reproaching, tell your soulmate already, man!
A: There's nothing to tell you. I was thinking that instead of being with that nice guy I'd prefer being with my soulmates, and my soulmates were in my bed, naked!
F: Fuck! You cought us?
N: Hey, what was it you cought?
A: Nothing!
N: That's right, nothing.
A: Did you see us last night?
A: Let's say you weren't exactly discreet.
F: And what does it matter to you?
A: To me nothing!
N: Alberto, don't be mad at us.
A: And what did you want me to do? To cover you (with the blanket)? To sleep on the sofa?
N: Alberto, don't worry about it, it's not going to happen again.
F: Oh, and why not?
N: Because I don't want bad mood in the house. And I love the both of you equally.
A: Seriously?
F: And what are you laughing about, wanker?
N: I love you both a lot. So the affairs in this house have come to an end.
F: Alright! What's happening here?! So much kissing and so much fooling around.
A: Just my words! What's going on?
N: What's going on is that the three of us love each other. Why don't you come here for a hug?
A: Great!
Mito: That's disgusting!
N: How did... how did you come in?
Mito: Well, the door was open.
F: Mito, Mito, listen to me. This is not what you think.
Mito: What's wrong? Are you sick?
F: This pastry, it's... I don't know. Do you want to taste it?
Mito: Look, Fonsi, I don't care about your affairs. All I know is that Ángel and Aihnoa are (...) They've run away.
F: What?!
A: Sorry, sorry!
1x50, scene 1Download linkF: If you hadn't been driving so badly, we wouldn't have been stopped by the cops.
N: We had to take a chance and we did, we did everything we could for them.
F: Which is nothing. So much trouble for Ángel and Aihnoa.
A: Look what's here, there's still some of Pep's cake left.
F: What are you saying? Why didn't you get it out before breakfast? I'm sick of those disgusting cookies.
A: Well, you should sharpen your sense of smell. That poor cake was left for two days inside the fridge.
N: Okay, and if we save it for dinner and we all are happy?
A: Okay, I hope so, and save a piece for me. Hey, didn't you hear what I just said?
N: Don't use your fingers!
F: Nina, today, precisely today, we are not for rules nor stories.
A: Nor for timetables.
N: Guys, on second thought it was good.
A: Good? What? The cop's face, the trap that they put into Oriol's van, or the fine that I got?
N: The entire story of flight. Have you heard of "Bonnie and Clyde"? Any woman would like to live a story like that.
F: But I suppose they were caught in the end, weren't they?
A: Well, Bonnie and Clyde ended up much worse. If you want I can tell you about it later.
F: Nah, no need. Hey, that Pep isn't such a bad cook as he seems. What is this? Apple or what is it?
A: No, mango.
F: Mango?
N: Stop it already or there won't be anything left for lunch.
F: No, no, no, you won't save it until you've tried some. Your stomach is crying out for it.
N: To me it tastes like passion fruit.
1x50, scene 2Download linkF: That fucking fate is always the same, I don't know why we draw lots when it always points at me, "for h or for g"
(~no matter what?).
A: For h or for b, Fonsi, it's for h or for b.
F: Because you say so.
A: No, because that's the phrase. And don't ask me where it comes from.
F: If you don't know, don't pretend to be the smart guy, because you're as dumb as me. You clown.
N: Claus? Who is Claus?
(Spanish wordplays...)A: A television comedian. He's well known because he's a clown.
N: I don't care that you make fun of me, it will make me happy after you were so moody for so many days.
F: Were we moody? Well, you can check me, and you?
A: I'm never moody.
N: No, just on odd weekdays.
F: Hey, one question: Are you sure it's water we've been drinking? Because I feel tipsy.
A: That will be resolved by eating more. Here, the dessert!
F: Oh boy!
N: Now that the three of us are so happy, we could throw a party.
F: Excellent idea! An end-of-summer party. Yes, Ma'am!
A: No! Get all the people inside this house?
F: What people? Just the three of us.
N: Right, let's make a private party.
A: Here, now?
F: No, there...
A: With all the problems? Well, since we can't do anything for them...
F: Well, let the mambo ring!
1x50, scene 3Download linkA: Fonsi, put on another song like this, come on.
N: I can't do it any more, I'm knackered.
A: And the party is over now that I feel best...
F: Hey, relax, the night is long and look, there's still daylight! Enjoy!
A: Let's see if I'm going to get jealous. Later you'll tell me that I'm upset.
N: Come here, my little husband. All I need to be in paradise is a pillow.
F: I don't know if I will see another marriage like yours. I don't even want to think about how your children will be...
A: Children? No, no, we have enough with Nico already. True?
N: Sure.
F: Well, plus you'd have to learn how to deal with the ladies.
A: And the expert will teach me, isn't that right?
N: Don't ruin the moment. Don't start arguing now that I'm finally with my ideal man. Because my ideal man are the two of you together.
1x51, scene 1Download linkA: I heard you, I heard you. Sleep on, will you?
F: No, I... I've got stuff to do.
A: But you're free today. What a pain in the neck. - Well, well! You've got quite virile awakenings, with all the exercise from last night...
N: What... what are you doing?
F: Nothing, nothing, I just want to get up.
N: Wait, I better do it.
A: Where are you going in such a hurry after we slept so little?
N: I have to go look for Nico. I told Iris I'd come by early in the morning. Do you mind?
F: I... I'm late too.
A: Late for what? A therapy session for sex addicts?
F: For something personal. What's wrong, do you have to know everything about me?
A: I already found out what I needed to know...
F: Look, Alberto, I don't have a clue what the fuck you are talking about and I don't remember what I did, or anything.
A: Shit... Well, you should have seen how you and I...
F: I said I don't remember anything, damn it! Which part of that haven't you understood? And neither do the two of you, agreed?
N: Yes, agreed.
F: Well, alright. Pass me my (underwear?).
N: Where are they?
A: In the kitchen, next to mine. And I remind you that...
F: Don't even think about it!
1x51, scene 2Download linkA: Alright, I'll tell her, Iris, don't worry. Kiss, bye.
F: Right, I've got to go.
N: Yes, bye everyone, I'm going to pick up Nico.
A: Halt, everybody. Iris called me to say that she's going to the park with Nico. And as for you, you are incapable of thinking about an excuse to leave, so that we all are going to sit down and have breakfast as if last night nothing had happened. Understood?
F: But nothing happened at all, right?
N: I don't even remember.
A: Alright, then we keep on being friends. We won't let a crazy night change our relationship.
F: That carribean music that we put on kind of turned me upside down.
N: We lost our heads and it was my fault.
A: No, no, no, the fault lies with the three of us. It was a "multidisciplinary" experience.
F: Yes, on three sides. Shit, and I tought threesomes only happened when you were super horny. Listen, you wouldn't drug me, would you? You already tried to fill me up once in boarding school.
A: The only thing I accomplished was that we ended up vomiting.
F: The important thing is not how it ends, but how it starts.
N: Hi.
Pep: Hi guys. I just remembered that I left a cake in your fridge last week.
N: It was very delicious, Pep.
A: We devoured it. You've got to give us the recipe.
Pep: No, you ate it?!
F: All of it.
Pep: Well, you chose a good one because it was full of my secret ingredient.
F: You're saying... I don't believe it! It was Pep who drugged us!
Pep: Hey, I didn't say you should eat it. Okay, nothing happened here, everyone is alright?
All: Sure, fine.
Pep: Great, then I'm going to have to make another one, right?
F: Don't you bring it here, eat it yourself.
Pep: Okay. Bye.
A: Toast with butter.
1x51, scene 3Download linkN: Well, I better let you study. The iron generates a lot of heat.
F: Cool. Because in this house the temperature is already pretty high.
A: Can I help you with chemistry?
F: No, my head is already throbbing. The chemistry has ended. - Do you mind?
A: That's what you consider normality? Because as far as I know, neither of us has influenza A.
F: We'd better not put our luck to the test.
A: See? You're afraid that the cake wasn't the only reason for having had a good time.
F: What are you talking about, man? Of course it was the cake. And I don't remember anything anyway, okay?
A: That's exactly why I think we should give it another try when we're sober so we can decide on that knowing the reason.
F: You are nuts, man. Nina, tell him he's nuts, please.
N: Well, to me it makes sense what he's saying.
F: But... okay, what are the two of you plotting?!
A: Okay, let's vote. Who is in favour of repeating it?
F: Hang on, smart arses. That requires a consent and as far as I can tell there is no consent here.
N: There can be if you want.
F: Are you serious, guys? This won't be one of your jokes, right? Well then... - Well, guys, we're going to have decide on it some other time! A fountain of silver for my saviour, no matter who it is. Hey, Lourdes, Víctor! How are you?
Lourdes: Hi, did we come in a bad time?
F: No, no, of course not.
Lourdes: We need a place to sleep in.
F: You do? Well, this is your house, come in. Of course you can stay here.
Lourdes: Hi.
1x51, scene 4Download linkA: Okay, so you didn't want to repeat what happened yesterday, but you didn't have to accommodate the weak cruel one and her puppy.
F: Don't you have any pity?
A: Pity? In case you forgot, Víctor squealed on Ángel.
F: But did you see their faces? Don't you feel sorry for them? If they don't have enough money to pay for a hotel, I won't let them down.
A: Well, it's the perfect opportunity for them to learn their lesson.
F: How vengeful you are!
A: And you are a coward.
F: I'm a coward? I'm a coward?!
A: Your apparent compassion only hides your fear, fear and terror to recognise what the whole world already knows.
F: Oh really? Like what? I'm all ears.
A: That you're into me. That you're into me.
Lourdes: Guys...
F: Enough, alright? Let's get rid of that cupboard over there because we'll have much more space that way, right?
Lourdes: The shower felt really good. Where am I going to sleep?
Víctor: Guys, I already left our stuff in this room.
F: Okay, if you already left it there, it would be stupid to move it, right? So you sleep with Alberto, and Lourdes with Nina. It's logical. I'll find myself some place(?).
A: I see! There are some triplets that you don't object to.
Víctor: Okay, let's see, how do you want us to do it?
A: Listen, "little angel", you sleep on the sofa. Thus we won't have to make changes.
F: No way am I going to sleep with you again!
Lourdes: Listen, guys, really, if you have any problem with us, we'll go.
F: Nobody is leaving, okay? I'll come with you and Alberto takes the sofa, he doesn't mind.
A: What?
F: Yes, man, you've got to be hospitable with the guests, come on.
Lourdes: Okay, so what about me?
A: See if I care.
Lourdes: Excuse me?
1x52, scene 1Download linkV: I've got to ask you a favour, man.
F: Well, I think there are no croissants left.
V: Don't be an idiot. I need you to accompany us to the house, right? So we can find evidence against him.
F: Me?
V: Yes, you.
F: Listen, man, maybe you're losing control a bit with all that stuff.
V: No.
L: Good morning.
F: Good morning.
L: And where is your boyfriend? Where have you hidden him?
V: I already told him to be careful, to walk sticked to the wall
(so that Alberto can't approach from behind).
L: What is he doing? He gets the girl and that guy is following you, he's going after you.
F: Yeah.
N: What would you like for breakfast?
L: Well, organic orange juice, whole grain toast and marmalade.
A: Well, you're in the wrong place because the five stars hotel is a few blocks over there.
F: Look, we have cocoa, cookies - no croissants because he ate all of them.
L: It's alright. You just keep that rhythm because thus you won't reach my age in such a good shape like me. I'm going out for breakfast, are you coming with me?
V: Yes. Fonsi, think about it, okay? And give me a call.
N: As for me, I've lost my appetite. I'm going with you.
V: See you.
L: Bye.
F: Well then, I'm off too.
A: The hell you are! You're not working today and we've got stuff to talk about.
F: Look, between you and me there won't be any more "stuff," okay?
A: We said that we'd repeat the threesome.
F: Yeah, but look, it turns out I've got to help Víctor find a murderer. I'm sorry.
A: Aww, what a cute excuse! Assume what happened, man, or don't you ask yourself questions? We need to get rid of the doubts in our heads.
F: Yes, I do have questions, two. How the fuck could that happen?
A: That's just one question.
F: And why on earth do I keep putting up with you, that's the second one. Gee!
1x52, scene 2Download linkN: How was your day?
F: Don't ask.
A: No, do ask. Where do you think is everyone coming from?
N: The beach?
A: A bit more shadowy, dungeon-type. How could you come up with breaking into a house? And on top they caught you.
N: They arrested you?
L: Well, no, because we didn't steal anything.
N: Guys, I don't get it.
V: Let's see, Nina. Chisco murdered my father, right?
A: And that's your family paranoia. And you believe it.
F: What do want me to say, man? To me it sounded convincing.
A: Of course. Okay then, what evidence have you got?
L: Does it seem little to you that my husband got sick out of the blue on a far-off island after having married his lover, and that he inherited everything?
N: My God!
V: And you forgot the ashes, Mum.
F: Shit!
A: But that's not evidence, it's a conspiracy theory.
F: Well, that's why we got into the house.
A: Of course, and you've had a glamourous outcome.
V: Hey, Alberto, you could get information out of Chisco!
A: Do you think we gays are in a club, with a membership card, and that we all know each other?!
F: Hey, that's not a bad idea. Besides, he was your boss.
V: And you made out with him.
A: Me?
F: Come on, you kissed him once, we all saw it, man.
N: You told me once you thought he was into you.
A: Yeah, but I'm not into him.
L: Well, if you do it again, maybe you can get some information out of him.
A: Do you think I can hook up with just anyone?
V: Okay, let's see... we all know that you gays are pretty promiscuos...
A: Of course, as is written in the RAE
(official Spanish dictionary): "Gay: Man who hooks up with anybody." Look, let's cut the prejudice because I haven't got some
(literally: eaten doughnut-shaped pastry) all summer. Well, some I did...
F: Even better, that way you make out and get that bad ideas out of your head. And in passing you help them out of a fix.
A: No way, I don't like Chisco.
N: I think he's cute.
A: Well, then you hook up with him!
L: Look, just let it go. It's alright if... in the end he's just the murderer of my husband, and of Víctor's father...
A: Damn it! If he is a man who killed his lover - do you like me so little?
F: On the contrary. Now he's a widower and a millionaire. Let's see, if he was a chick, I wouldn't have doubts.
V: Me neither, neither would I.
A: Damn it! I've got to learn to say no!
1x53, scene 1Download linkF: You won't have luck, man.
A: Lourdes?
F: That woman has been in there for more than 15 minutes. My bladder has bursted already, I only want to get in there to see the damage.
A: This can't be. This house has turned into a base camp of yuppies.
N: Don't you think it's a bit too early?
V: I'm about to beat the record.
A: And the little Mister hopes I will bring him some juice to the sofa.
V: There are oranges, Alberto? Well, some juice would be great!
F: Hey, little boy, listen to me. Get your act together because if you don't collaborate a bit, I'll let you sleep under the bridge.
L: Good morning, my little flatmates.
F: I can't bear it any longer!
A: Damn, someone has fallen into a pot of Chanel.
L: I've got a very important meeting.
A: And you want to kill them by intoxicating them?
L: Why don't you save your jokes for seducing our friend Chisco? You've got to get all the information you can out of him.
A: Lourdes, I'm not so sure about this.
L: Why not? You walk around the SunSet, because he'll surely come, you come closer to him,...
V: Alberto, don't worry. Besides, I've got shifts until tomorrow and I'll watch you.
A: Great, now I'll feel much more calm.
L: Clearly Chisco hasn't lost time, he's already with somebody else and my husband's corpse is still warm. Hook up with him.
A: It was long ago. He could become suspicious.
L: Oh come on!
F: Let's see, hang on please. What do you hope to find in Chisco's house? Corpses spread over the walls or Chisco disposing of his latest victim? Please, that's ridiculous.
Ch: Coming! Alberto, what a surprise! Come in!
A: Hello.
Ch: Come in, I'm not going to kill you - as long as you behave. I'm glad to see you. Give me a hug, man.
A: Me too, but I wasn't hoping to find you armed.
Ch: Oh, this? It's nothing, I'll finish it later. With the cuts I gave him I don't think he'll go anywhere. And what brings you here?
A: Nothing, nothing, I just heard you were back and just came by to say hi. But if you're busy I...
Ch: No, no, no way. Sit down, sit down and we'll chat a bit. Do you still work in the SunSet?
A: Yes, I'm still learning.
Ch: That's for sure because you're the worst barman I've met in my life. There were days I wanted to kill you.
A: I think it's time for me to leave.
Ch: But you only just got here.
A: Well, I've got to go and open the SunSet. Duty's calling. And I'm sure you've got a lot of things to do.
Ch: Well, it's a pity that you came here so early because if you had come around midday you could have tasted my marvellous recipe, lamb a la Mykonos. I just put it in the oven.
A: Oh, so you were cooking?
Ch: Of course. What did you think I was doing?
A: That, I thought you were doing that, cooking. What else are we talking about?
Ch: I don't understand what you're saying.
A: Yeah, that happens a lot. Bye!
Ch: Bye.
1x53, scene 2Download linkN: Here are the clothes in case it gets colder.
Y: But you won't be away THAT long.
N: Yeah, but just in case. I don't know how to thank you.
P: You can count on us for whatever you need.
Y: Now the only thing you've got to worry about is the interview in Madrid tomorrow.
N: Yes, I'm nervous. I think I'm ready.
F: And I already told her we were going to take care of Nico.
N: Yes, but you won't have time with all your work.
P: Easy now, we can take turns. Don't worry about anything, okay?
N: It hurts me that I can't be with you while they operate on your father. You know that if I could,...
Y: Yes, yes, I know, but I also know you'll be with me spiritually, okay? Don't worry.
N: I think I'm leaving you in good company.
P: Don't you doubt that!
F: Oh boy, a bit peace...
Y: Right, we've got to go. I have a meeting with my father. Darling, good luck, okay?
N: Thanks.
Y: I love you a lot. Bye.
P: Bye.
N: To be honest, if they take me and I have to move to Madrid, I'm going to miss Yure a lot.
F: Well, alone at last! This house seems like a shopping mall. Nina, we should talk before you go to Madrid.
N: I know.
F: Look, what happened that night was great for me, fantastic - you and I... only Alberto was superfluous...
N: Look, it's better if the three of us discuss this together.
F: Let's see, how do I explain this to you so you don't get me wrong... I love Alberto very much, a lot. But not like that. And if you and I had been alone, it would have been perfect. Like the first time we slept together.
N: The truth is it was fantastic.
F: That's why I want to go on, with you and I together as a couple, because I love you and I think you love me too, right?
N: Of course I love you, but I keep thinking that someone is missing in this conversation.
F: Again Alberto! Well, look, you get divorced and Alberto will surely understand. Come on, we'll tell him together. Come on.
N: Look, we better talk about this when he is here. There are things that are not clear to me, and in order to answer your request I need him to be present.
F: Okay.
1x53, scene 3Download linkA: You're not going to believe this! I've got some news... What happened?
L: It's over.
F: There's nothing we can do to convict Chisco.
V: Much of the fault lies with you for not having hooked up with him.
L: Let it go, Víctor, come on. Chisco reported me and effected a restraining order.
A: What a jerk! Anyway, although your son doesn't have faith in me as a detective, I have a piece of information that could be of great interest to you.
L: Like what?
A: Chisco is going to organise a big party in his house - well, your house - with loads of guests, drag queens, DJs, performances, everything. There won't be a problem slipping in.
F: I don't recognise you, man.
A: I know and I'm thrilled by myself, I feel like James Bond.
V: Okay, I'm sorry for having doubted you.
L: Alberto, you're right, we've got to get to this party to keep investigating things. We've got to prepare ourselves, guys.
V: No way, you're staying here, got it? I'm left without a father. Do you want them to put you in jail?
L: Víctor, please. Look, later I'll pick you up at the SunSet and we'll go around some gay establishments, okay? To compile information.
V: Mum, you can't approach Chisco within less than 500 metres, which part of that don't you understand?
L: I can't, but it's a party with costumes, isn't it?
A: Drag, yes, more or less.
L: There we have it.
1x53, scene 4Download linkF: Guys, listen to this.
N: There's nothing to be heard.
A: Not even a fly.
F: And isn't that fantastic? A bit of calm, a bit of peace, without yuppies in the house.
A: To be honest, I missed those moments, the three of us alone. I mean... What I...
N: Guys, we've got to talk.
F: Yes, yes, I agree. Alberto, Nina and I need to talk to you.
A: Oh, now you need to talk! Well, it was about time! Wait a minute, did the two of you talk earlier?
N: No.
F: Yes.
A: Well?
F: Alright, a bit.
N: Nothing, I told Fonsi that the three of us needed to do it.
A: Great.
N: Alright. Firstly, what happened that night was wonderful. And don't you two think I did it because of Pep's cake. I did it because I wanted to. I don't regret what happened but I noticed that I love both of you. However, not like that, but the way you are: my friends.
A: I agree, so we go on as usual.
F: Sure, sure, living together like brothers and sisters.
A: Well, although with that sibling stuff I wouldn't be so sure around here. Look at Ángel and Aihnoa.
N: The truth is that we act very strangely since it happened, we're tense, nervous. If that goes on, what is going to happen? Will we stop being friends?
F: Well, then why did you do it?
N: I suppose it was a feasible fantasy for all of us. But I don't want our friendship to go to hell because of that.
A: I think Nina is right. We musn't allow what we have to be lost. What happened that night will only be a memory.
F: So a memory then, eh?
N: Yes, a wonderful memory.
A: Perfect, everything is solved. We keep on being friends as usual and now I'm going to set the table because I'm starving.
N: Not yet.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you had finished.
N: To be honest, I haven't. I would like to talk to Fonsi, in private. Are you coming?
F: Yes, I'm coming.
A: What might she want?
F: Haven't got a clue.
1x54, scene 1Download linkA: It was about time, man!
F: Alberto, do yourself a favour today, don't get on my nerves, I'm warning you.
A: Don't shout, Víctor and Lourdes are still asleep.
F: I don't care, this is my house.
A: Don't take it out on me. I know that without Nina you don't think it's worth getting on your feet but working hours don't accept that as an excuse. I even arranged her mug and everything, as if she were here. How lonely she left us here, eh?
F: Are we going to have breakfast or do therapy?
A: Fonsi, why do you always treat me so badly?
F: What are you talking about, man?
A: Yes, yes, no matter what happens, I'm always the one on whom you let out your frustration.
F: Look, you're hallucinating, just so you know.
A: I've got the impression that you have something personal against me.
F: That's stupid.
A: It certainly is, but it's a fact. And the worst part is that you don't even notice, so it's got to be something very serious.
F: Okay, can you let it go already? Just let it go, okay? I'm tired of everyone telling me what's going on with me. Gee!
A: So that's the reason, Nina did that to you in her private little chat. Come one, what did she tell you?
F: Nothing.
A: Right, and that's why you needed to talk in private.
F: For heaven's sake! She told me the same she told you, that we should take care of Nico and that she'd give us a call as soon as she has some news.
A: Are you sure that's all?
F: I already told you. Do you want me to write it on the wall so that you get it, or what? And leave me alone already with that Nina stuff, please.
A: Look, stop pretending, I know you miss her too.
F: Look, I'm off to work, okay? And you should do the same.
A: Right, you don't want to talk now, but you will eventually.
F: No, I will not.
A: Yes, yes you will, and I'll be here waiting for you to do it.
1x54, scene 2Download linkA: Hurry up, man, we haven't got all day.
F: How the hell am I supposed to know if I never hooked up one of those. I unhook them a lot. Right, done.
A: How do I look?
F: Don't make me answer. Come on, don't make me answer. And cover that fake breast, it's loose.
A: Lourdes's clothes are great, aren't they? And I fit in perfectly! Come on, get dressed.
V: I don't want a single laugh, got it? How do you put on these stockings?
A: What a punishment, so much heterosexuality in one place! And up.
V: Hey! Careful with my balls, damn it!
A: Yeah, but you'll feel more like a woman.
V: I pass. How can we go out like this, guys? They're going to catch us.
L: Hey, I can hear you. We need to pass unnoticed, so we need to disguise.
F: Wait a second, guys, we're not rushing things. Who is going to believe that we are women and that Lourdes is a man?
A: Once we have disguised ourselves, it will be totally different.
F: You, you really enjoy all this. You're in your element, aren't you?
A: I'm doing this for Víctor because we need to get in his house, and this is the only way to get in without being recognised.
F: Look, guys, I'm really sorry but I don't see it, I just don't see it. I'm too embarrassed to go out like this.
V: Me neither, Alberto, me neither. They're going to catch us if we go like this. Don't you see? The only thing we're going to do is humble ourselves.
A: But it's just some girls duds. You'll still be men, or are you afraid to find out that you're not as much?
F: Alright, alright.
V: Okay.
L: Well then, sit down, I'll make you up.
F: You'll what?
V: No way!
A: Hey, what did we just agree on?
L: Please, guys, come on! I know it's a bit difficult to understand but this is the only way to pass unnoticed on Chisco's party and to investigate if he's the murderer of your father.
V: Okay.
1x54, scene 3Download linkV: It was a fucking disaster!
L: I knew we couldn't count on those two guys.
F: Right, we've already apologised!
L: Let's see, you thought everything was a game, didn't you?
V: Guys, the party wasn't in my house, it was in a disco, goddamnit!
A: The DJ in the SunSet told me it would be in your house. If it turned out there were too many people and he had to move it somewhere else, that was not our fault.
L: But it is your fault having started a show in the middle of the party.
V: Guys, we were going to investigate, not party away the night!
F: Yeah, but we let the music take us away...
L: Fonsi, really, you better shut up, will you? Out of curiosity: Can the two of you tell me what you understand by "pass unnoticed"?
V: Oh no, I'm going to explain that to you. Right, Fonsi? Getting up there with a loud voice and doing a striptease.
A: You were fantastic.
F: Thanks.
L: I think you don't understand anything. Not only have I lost the opportunity to get any clues on Chisco, I've also broken the restraining order.
V: If my mother goes to jail, you're going to pay for it!
L: Just let it go, Víctor. Go change.
A: Please, as if that was trouble.
F: What trouble? It was a great party in every way. I had a wonderful time.
A: And there were some (fine) guys!
F: And some (fine) girls, and a music that- come here, Alberta!
1x54, scene 4Download linkF: Damn, that Ginés is a jerk. What man would come up with faking his own death?
A: One who is very disturbed. We should have seen Víctor's and Lourdes's faces when he called them. Poor things!
F: It wasn't as if they had heard a ghost. In the end, well... at least Lourdes and Víctor were able to return to their home.
A: Yes, and we stay alone in this one. - Do you hear that?
F: I don't hear anything.
A: Exactly. There's absolutely nothing, and if Nina was here, she would be crooning around the kitchen or playing with Nico. It seems like a lie that she's not around.
F: Well, we've always been alone, no need to make a fuss over it, Alberto.
A Yeah, but Nina gives it her special something. I hope she has luck with the interview in Madrid.
F: Why are you undressing now?
A: What's wrong? It's hot.
F: But your back is going to stick to the sofa and you'll sweat even more.
A: Look, whatever, you just keep studying.
F: Look, I can't concentrate here. I'm going to have a siesta, okay?
A: Me too, I'm exhausted.
F: Hey, where are you going?
A: It's a habit I didn't follow so often recently, it's having a siesta.
F: In... in my bed, in... in my room? No, no, no, you go to Nina's room.
A: But it's my room, man. We've always slept together.
F: Yeah, I know that, but today with all the heat we'd stick to each other like this, all sweaty. No, man, not with a free room. Come on, man.
A: Alright, if it's because of that... Fonsi, you've been acting a little weird since Nina hasn't been around.
F: Right then, see you later.
1x54, scene 5Download linkA: Fonsi? Fonsi? Fonsi, are you awake?
F: I am now, you idiot.
A: I can't sleep.
F: So what? Go read a book, take a shower, go for a walk, I don't know. Just leave me alone.
A: But I wanted to talk to you.
F: Well, I don't. I'm tired, it's late and I want to sleep.
A: What did I do to you? Recently you've been pretty mean to me.
F: Well, you give me reason to be upset.
A: What are you talking about? I'm my usual self.
F: You use up my deodorant, the shampoo, the shaving foam. Shall I go on?
A: And I even took your boxer briefs, so what?
F: Does it seem a small thing to you?
A: Very small. Look, I'm telling you: I'm not moving from here until you have convinced me.
F: Alright, alright. Nina thinks I'm gay. Yes, that's tough! She's convinced that during our threesome I had more fun with you than with her.
A: Wow!/Oh boy!/That's tough!
F: I'm telling you. On top of that she was like "Fonsi, let's see if your macho facade is only supposed to hide the truth". She's crazy, she's nuts.
A: So, what do you think?
F: Well, what I just said. That's she's crazy, that she's lost it. - What are you doing? And what are you doing in my bed? Don't you come close to me, get away!
A: But don't you see?
F: Look, Alberto, if you sit down here again, I'm going to smash your face!
A: Sure, you want to hit me because you like me.
F: Get out already, beat it!
1x54, scene 6Download linkA: What are you doing here?
F: I couldn't sleep.
A: That's the most beautiful thing you've ever told me.
F: Look, if you say just one more word, I'm out of here.
A: I've been waiting for this moment all my life.
F: What did I just tell you, man?
A: You're the one who needs to be quiet. Leave it to me.
1x55, scene 1Download linkA: I thought you were going to jump out of bed on seeing me.
F: You're not that ugly.
A: Yeah, but... I was afraid you'd regret it.
F: Me? No, on the contrary. I thought you would be the one who isn't sure.
A: And why?
F: I don't know. Because yesterday was my first time, and the lack of experience, I guess.
A: How cute!
F: How was I? A bit clumsy, no?
A: You were great, super tender and affectionate.
F: Right.
A: I was delighted.
F: Who would have thought?
A: Come on, I've been dreaming of this moment for years, waking up here next to you. It's not that difficult, is it?
F: Yeah, I know, but I suppose I didn't want to admit it, I was frantic. Every time I thought of something like this I wanted to run away with all my strength.
A: Fonsi, are you alright? You wouldn't have bumped your head while we were doing it?
F: Right, just laugh, that makes it easier for me.
A: No, man, it's me, confide in me. Don't feel ashamed in front of me. How long have we known each other?
F: Yeah, but knowing each other is one thing and... you know, knowing each other "better" is another.
A: Look, I think you should know at this level already, but... I love you, Fonsi. Okay, and why are you laughing now?
F: Sorry, sorry! I just wouldn't have imagined hearing that from my best friend.
A: Well, get used to it.
1x55, scene 2Download linkF: No, I just remembered about Nina. I don't know, we haven't heard from her since she left.
A: It's true. We need to tell her. She's going to die when she hears that she was right.
F: That she was right?
A: Yes, about everything. Now there's nothing that could stop us from being the couple we've always been.
F: But without the good part.
A: She's going to die!
F: She's not going to believe it - after being such a pain the arse to her, it turns out now that I'm gay! Fuck!
A: Turned off, no signal.
F: It's been like that since yesterday in the evening.
A: I suppose she is going to have to call us to tell us about it.
F: And what if something has happened to her?
1x55, scene 3Download linkF: Okay, there's no need to shout out what we have in all directions now, is there?
A: So you're not going to give me a kiss?
F: Not really.
A: Well, this morning you wanted to. You almost wouldn't let me leave the house.
F: Exactly, being inside the house is one thing and being outside is quite another.
A: How annoying you are. Look, if you go on like this, I'll have a chat with your father, from man to man.
F: Hey, don't you say that even jokingly!
A: I've found out your weak spot already! Have you heard something from Nina?
F: Nothing, I keep trying to get in touch with her but there's no way.
A: Yes, you are annoying. It's good I know you're gay, or else I'd be jealous.
F: Alright, change the topic already, will you?
A: Alright. Look, do you want me to call school to ask if she had the interview? I know the receptionist.
F: Okay. So?!
A: Now?
F: No, in 2034. Of course now.
A: Carmen, yes, it's me, Alberto. Good, very good actually. Yes, a friend of mine came for a job interview and we're trying to locate her, but to no avail. Nina. Yes, a Brasilian girl with Afro hairdo, very handsome. I see. Okay, thank you, Carmen.
F: What did she say?
A: That she didn't show up for the interview and she says she shouldn't bother, they've taken somebody else.
F: But how- Alberto, something very strange is happening here, I can smell it.
A: It's weird, weird.