Post by cheerios on May 29, 2011 3:32:25 GMT -5
One of the things I have loved about Hollyoaks since first watching the McDean storyline back in the day was how funny some of the quotes were.
I saw this on the Emmerdale board and I thought that it might be fun to have one for Hollyoaks. It doesn't have to be just focus on the Brendan and Ste storyline, but quotes from the whole show. Here are a few to get started.
Craig: Spike knows.
John Paul: Knows what?
Craig: How they get off the island in Lost, what do you think?
John Paul: So you slept with me and everything just fell into place did it?
John Paul: (to Craig) You may not be ready to admit it, but you want to be with me. As much as I want to be with you.
John Paul: You can't make a choice can you?
Craig: (after giving him a passionate kiss) This can't stop, what we have between us. I know you want this too.
John Paul: Craig...
Craig: I can't stop thinking about you.
Craig: How do you except me to feel when your flirting when him.
John Paul: Flirting? No we're just having a laugh.
Craig: So nothing going on then?
John Paul: No even if it was, what right do you have to be angry with me when your still with Sarah?
Craig: Not a chance.
John Paul: Why not?
Craig: Keep it down...
John Paul: We sleep together!
Craig: Keep your voice down.
John Paul: We're practically, so why shouldn't people know?
Craig: Because I don't want it out there for people to think...
John Paul: Of course I'm not gay, I just sleep with a fella that is! It's pathetic! Just be honest if not for me, for yourself!
Craig: I'm not gay.
John Paul: Well then ask yourself, who can't you live without?
Craig: (softly) You.
John Paul: I'm sorry everyone knows. I'm sorry that everyone can see you for the two-timing lying little toe rat that you are. I'm sorry I spoiled your selfish little plans. I'm sorry I forced you to face up to the facts that you get off on addressing boys as well as girls. But I am not sorry for any of that. You cause that, no one else, you! You thrown everything you had away haven't ya! Telling her you loved her, telling me you loved me! Playing these games with us! Well now you have to deal with the consequences.
John Paul: (to Craig) Don't be daft, it's you, it's always been you.
Steph: You kiss boys.
Craig: I kiss a boy.
Steph: Bet that's not all you do.
Craig: Fine sometimes we hold hands satisfied?
Steph: I bet John Paul's not.
Frankie: You love Sarah!
Craig: No! I love John Paul!
Craig: How can you make yourself stop loving someone. I mean you said you loved me.
John Paul: I did. I do.
Craig: Do or did?
Craig: Do you love him?
John Paul: Not as much as I love you. (Craig gets very close) Don't.
Craig: Can't stop thinking about you.
John Paul: Craig, Craig.
Craig: I want you. (they kiss)
Brendan: Stephen, would you rather I ply you with booze?
Photographer: Listen, can one of your dads like get us some refreshments or something?
(Brendan & Warren look at each other)
Mitzeee: hahahaaa!
Mitzeee: Just straight down the line.
Brendan & Mitzeee: So to speak.
Mitzeee: What are you building? A bigger lock for your closet?
Mitzeee: Our local bad boy, in need bad need for a boy more like.
Mitzeee: I like your mustache, I've never seen anyone more in need of a beard.
Mitzeee: OMG. You know what we we be?
Brendan: What?
Mitzeee: Britzeee, with three e's.
Brendan: Jesus, Mary, and Joesph.
Brendan: Maybe its just me but i often find public displays of affection rather.. icky
Ste: What you doing back here?
Brendan: I thought it would be nice to catch up with a few old mates…did ya miss me?
Brendan: Why didn't I get the memo?
Ste: About what?
Brendan:I didn't realize it was 80s night.
Ste: Here what are you on about, this shirt decent.
Brendan: Yeah for crossing the road when it's dark.
Ste: What are you jealous?
Brendan: Jealous of Macca, have you seen my face?
Ste: She saw me and you snogging each others faces off!
Brendan: Really...was it that good a kiss?
Warren: You won't be complaining when you have a wad of cash in your pocket and a girl in your bed.
Brendan: Come again?
Warren: Set it up for the end of the night, my treat.
Brendan: I don't know how I will ever repay you Foxy.
Danny: D’you remember back in the day, when you ran that club for me in Liverpool?
Brendan: How could I forget?
Danny: Bit of a dump.
Brendan: (smiles) Yeah.
Danny: But we had some laughs, didn’t we. There was that barman - little lad with the blond hair.
Brendan: Vinnie.
Danny: Yeah, little Vinnie. He had a bit of a thing for you, didn’t he.
Brendan: Died in a car crash, didn’t he.
Danny: No, he didn’t.
Brendan: So, what really happened to Vinnie?
Danny: The silly little gay boy…tried it on with the wrong person.
Brendan: You?
Danny: Whatever possessed him I do not know. Maybe he was missing you or summink. Anyway, little Vinnie got what was coming to him.
Brendan: It was a…it was an accident. His car was in the ditch. I remember, I remember reading about it in the paper so …
Danny: Yeah (laughs), it was a nice little touch that, wannit. Always pays to have friends in the media.
Brendan: (exhales wearily) It was you.
Danny: And if you don’t sort Warren Fox out…well - now you know exactly what I’m capable of.
Brendan: You’re forgetting one thing (leans forward) - I ain’t no Vinnie…Danny.
Brendan: (to Danny) We had a deal, I get rid of Warren, you leave Stephen alone.
Ste: I don't know what your talking about.
Warren: You must do Ste, his head's all over the place.
Ste: Whose?
Warren: Brendan, it was all about you.
Ste: What was?
Warren: He loves you doesn't he? That's why he did what he did.
Ste: Did what? How you know about us?
Warren: I couldn't believe it, but he really really loves ya.
Ste: Oh my god. No how has this happen?
Warren: Ste, it's wrong.
Ste: I didn't think I was gay.
Warren: I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about what he did for ya.
Ste: I don't understand, it was just...we were just...
Warren: He's done something terrible because he loves ya.
Ste: Why what's he done?
Warren: He killed Danny Houston for you.
Ste: Warren told me.
Brendan: What did....what did Foxy tell you?
Ste: That you killed Danny, for me.
Ste: You said that there was only Macca.
Brendan: Vinnie meant nothing.
Ste: Well you went out with him! You said I was just the second time that you...
Brendan: I didn't didn't feel for him, I didn't feel for Macca. I didn't feel for either of them, the way I feel about you.
Ste: So you killed Danny out of love for me?
Brendan: I just wanted to protect you Stephen.
Noah: Maybe you pulled something?
Brendan: You mean apart from your boyfriend?
Brendan: I know what your thinking Noah, how can I improve on perfection? To tell you the truth I really don't see myself that way.
Noah: Don't worry I'll knock you in to shape, in fact it will be a pleasure.
Brendan: Promises, promises.
I saw this on the Emmerdale board and I thought that it might be fun to have one for Hollyoaks. It doesn't have to be just focus on the Brendan and Ste storyline, but quotes from the whole show. Here are a few to get started.
Craig: Spike knows.
John Paul: Knows what?
Craig: How they get off the island in Lost, what do you think?
John Paul: So you slept with me and everything just fell into place did it?
John Paul: (to Craig) You may not be ready to admit it, but you want to be with me. As much as I want to be with you.
John Paul: You can't make a choice can you?
Craig: (after giving him a passionate kiss) This can't stop, what we have between us. I know you want this too.
John Paul: Craig...
Craig: I can't stop thinking about you.
Craig: How do you except me to feel when your flirting when him.
John Paul: Flirting? No we're just having a laugh.
Craig: So nothing going on then?
John Paul: No even if it was, what right do you have to be angry with me when your still with Sarah?
Craig: Not a chance.
John Paul: Why not?
Craig: Keep it down...
John Paul: We sleep together!
Craig: Keep your voice down.
John Paul: We're practically, so why shouldn't people know?
Craig: Because I don't want it out there for people to think...
John Paul: Of course I'm not gay, I just sleep with a fella that is! It's pathetic! Just be honest if not for me, for yourself!
Craig: I'm not gay.
John Paul: Well then ask yourself, who can't you live without?
Craig: (softly) You.
John Paul: I'm sorry everyone knows. I'm sorry that everyone can see you for the two-timing lying little toe rat that you are. I'm sorry I spoiled your selfish little plans. I'm sorry I forced you to face up to the facts that you get off on addressing boys as well as girls. But I am not sorry for any of that. You cause that, no one else, you! You thrown everything you had away haven't ya! Telling her you loved her, telling me you loved me! Playing these games with us! Well now you have to deal with the consequences.
John Paul: (to Craig) Don't be daft, it's you, it's always been you.
Steph: You kiss boys.
Craig: I kiss a boy.
Steph: Bet that's not all you do.
Craig: Fine sometimes we hold hands satisfied?
Steph: I bet John Paul's not.
Frankie: You love Sarah!
Craig: No! I love John Paul!
Craig: How can you make yourself stop loving someone. I mean you said you loved me.
John Paul: I did. I do.
Craig: Do or did?
Craig: Do you love him?
John Paul: Not as much as I love you. (Craig gets very close) Don't.
Craig: Can't stop thinking about you.
John Paul: Craig, Craig.
Craig: I want you. (they kiss)
Brendan: Stephen, would you rather I ply you with booze?
Photographer: Listen, can one of your dads like get us some refreshments or something?
(Brendan & Warren look at each other)
Mitzeee: hahahaaa!
Mitzeee: Just straight down the line.
Brendan & Mitzeee: So to speak.
Mitzeee: What are you building? A bigger lock for your closet?
Mitzeee: Our local bad boy, in need bad need for a boy more like.
Mitzeee: I like your mustache, I've never seen anyone more in need of a beard.
Mitzeee: OMG. You know what we we be?
Brendan: What?
Mitzeee: Britzeee, with three e's.
Brendan: Jesus, Mary, and Joesph.
Brendan: Maybe its just me but i often find public displays of affection rather.. icky
Ste: What you doing back here?
Brendan: I thought it would be nice to catch up with a few old mates…did ya miss me?
Brendan: Why didn't I get the memo?
Ste: About what?
Brendan:I didn't realize it was 80s night.
Ste: Here what are you on about, this shirt decent.
Brendan: Yeah for crossing the road when it's dark.
Ste: What are you jealous?
Brendan: Jealous of Macca, have you seen my face?
Ste: She saw me and you snogging each others faces off!
Brendan: Really...was it that good a kiss?
Warren: You won't be complaining when you have a wad of cash in your pocket and a girl in your bed.
Brendan: Come again?
Warren: Set it up for the end of the night, my treat.
Brendan: I don't know how I will ever repay you Foxy.
Danny: D’you remember back in the day, when you ran that club for me in Liverpool?
Brendan: How could I forget?
Danny: Bit of a dump.
Brendan: (smiles) Yeah.
Danny: But we had some laughs, didn’t we. There was that barman - little lad with the blond hair.
Brendan: Vinnie.
Danny: Yeah, little Vinnie. He had a bit of a thing for you, didn’t he.
Brendan: Died in a car crash, didn’t he.
Danny: No, he didn’t.
Brendan: So, what really happened to Vinnie?
Danny: The silly little gay boy…tried it on with the wrong person.
Brendan: You?
Danny: Whatever possessed him I do not know. Maybe he was missing you or summink. Anyway, little Vinnie got what was coming to him.
Brendan: It was a…it was an accident. His car was in the ditch. I remember, I remember reading about it in the paper so …
Danny: Yeah (laughs), it was a nice little touch that, wannit. Always pays to have friends in the media.
Brendan: (exhales wearily) It was you.
Danny: And if you don’t sort Warren Fox out…well - now you know exactly what I’m capable of.
Brendan: You’re forgetting one thing (leans forward) - I ain’t no Vinnie…Danny.
Brendan: (to Danny) We had a deal, I get rid of Warren, you leave Stephen alone.
Ste: I don't know what your talking about.
Warren: You must do Ste, his head's all over the place.
Ste: Whose?
Warren: Brendan, it was all about you.
Ste: What was?
Warren: He loves you doesn't he? That's why he did what he did.
Ste: Did what? How you know about us?
Warren: I couldn't believe it, but he really really loves ya.
Ste: Oh my god. No how has this happen?
Warren: Ste, it's wrong.
Ste: I didn't think I was gay.
Warren: I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about what he did for ya.
Ste: I don't understand, it was just...we were just...
Warren: He's done something terrible because he loves ya.
Ste: Why what's he done?
Warren: He killed Danny Houston for you.
Ste: Warren told me.
Brendan: What did....what did Foxy tell you?
Ste: That you killed Danny, for me.
Ste: You said that there was only Macca.
Brendan: Vinnie meant nothing.
Ste: Well you went out with him! You said I was just the second time that you...
Brendan: I didn't didn't feel for him, I didn't feel for Macca. I didn't feel for either of them, the way I feel about you.
Ste: So you killed Danny out of love for me?
Brendan: I just wanted to protect you Stephen.
Noah: Maybe you pulled something?
Brendan: You mean apart from your boyfriend?
Brendan: I know what your thinking Noah, how can I improve on perfection? To tell you the truth I really don't see myself that way.
Noah: Don't worry I'll knock you in to shape, in fact it will be a pleasure.
Brendan: Promises, promises.